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6 years 30 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

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Hey guys, here is a link to some sound clips from the DI in Full Metal Jacket. I thought they were pretty funny. If I can take the time to figure it out, I'd like to have some of them set up to be sounds on the computer, like when there is an error message and so forth.

http://killsometime.com/flash/879/Full-Metal-Jacket-Soundboard

6 years 30 weeks ago, 7:36 PM

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Catfish

Yep, I'd like some of those on my computer too.

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6 years 30 weeks ago, 7:39 PM

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Vaq, Yea, I would like to hear my computer call me "numb nuts" whenever I do something stupid.

6 years 30 weeks ago, 9:31 PM

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It does Brad,

catfish88 wrote:
Vaq, Yea, I would like to hear my computer call me "numb nuts" whenever I do something stupid.

You just have to look in the right file.....lol...kidding!!!.........What that's not normal?....sigh!

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6 years 30 weeks ago, 9:23 PM

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Later guys

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6 years 30 weeks ago, 9:58 AM

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my fav

I think I can recite the majority of the movie... at least all of the scenes from basic.

how tall are you private?
sir 5'9" sir
5'9"?... I didn't know they stacked shit that high... you trying to squeeze an inch in on me?
sir no sir
Bullshit, looks like the best part of you slid down your momma ass!
Where are you from?
sir texas sir
Texas? only steers and queers come from TX!
Do you suck dicks private Cowboy???
sir no sir
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose... I bet you're the type of guy that would fuck someone in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach around!

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