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“Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading." ~Thomas Jefferson~

anyone got any?

The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission. ~John F. Kennedy~
4 years 49 weeks ago, 8:37 PM

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Fill your hands you son of a bitch

John Wayne

4 years 49 weeks ago, 8:54 PM

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I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
~Clint Eastwood~

The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission. ~John F. Kennedy~
4 years 49 weeks ago, 9:11 PM

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If you are swimming or on fire.

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 10:28 PM

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wrong ya dumb squid. That quote is from Outlaw Josie Wales.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 49 weeks ago, 12:09 AM

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dammit daisy!

after further review......I suck at this game.I'm going back to polishing my bullets.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 49 weeks ago, 1:20 AM

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funny quotes huh?

after further review......I suck ..

Guess thats stupid, all lucky has to do is edit his, and i'll look stupid.. hmmm

YIKES!! done in by a deaf senior citizen, and a grey beard Marine..

that on fire comment made me think of the new Sons of Anarchy .. for anyone absent for the primiere.. central figures daughter gets burned alive.. bit less than easy watching

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 48 weeks ago, 12:25 PM

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retarded

A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 12:09 PM

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daisy

I have to admit, That was funny.
I love hearing stories like that, showing the humanity in an inhumane circumstances...

Still chuckling, thanks for the that

clint

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." (Calvin & Hobbes)
4 years 47 weeks ago, 7:48 PM

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A 9mm "might" expand but a .45 will never shrink.

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 9:45 AM

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Not all funny, but some good ones:

"If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us." - Unknown

"Be the change you want to see in the world" - Gandhi

“Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.” - Jacob M. Braude

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” - Plato

“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t.” - George Patton

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon

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