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5 years 25 weeks ago, 9:13 AM

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1.Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2.When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

3.A penny saved is a government oversight.

4.The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

5.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement ...

6.He who hesitates is probably right..

7.Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL..'

8.If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

9..If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.

10.The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

11.There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt

12.Did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

13.Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

14.The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for..

15.Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

16.When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra...

17.You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

18.Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

19.First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then , you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

20. You know you are getting old when a lap dog is comfortable but a lap dance could be fatal. Thanks Ironkojisan

5 years 25 weeks ago, 10:46 AM

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Gentle samD,

You know if you keep this up you are going to get spamD.

#20 You know you are getting old when a lap dog is comfortable but a lap dance could be fatal.

Koji

5 years 25 weeks ago, 1:40 PM

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Damn!

I had to go fix a pitcher of Margaritas, before I was going to tackle all that reading.

Thanks, sam. I was looking for a reason to have my first drink of the day!

5 years 25 weeks ago, 1:51 PM

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No prob rounder

I am here to help...

5 years 25 weeks ago, 2:09 PM

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Geesh samD, you shouldn't encourage the guy. It'll make me jealous and want to have my first weekend drink before 1700 hours on a friday evening. And sugoi! my boys would rag on me for doing that... (BTW sugoi is Nihongo for oh wow!)

Koji,

5 years 25 weeks ago, 2:12 PM

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That is why I loved Key West, they toast the sunset, whatta a town...

5 years 25 weeks ago, 3:00 PM

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Gentle thoughts

Now that's funny, no matter you are.
#5 certainly holds true w/ my fishing tackle.
Sunset at the turtle restaraunt looking at the wackos doing their acts at the wharf.

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
5 years 25 weeks ago, 3:32 PM

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thanks samd for a new line in my sig..

The time is coming when those who kill you will think they are offering service to God. Jesus - (John 16.2) A penny saved is a government oversight.
5 years 25 weeks ago, 5:20 PM

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wHEN i WAS A KID, THAT'S WHY i THOUGHT I HAD A MIDDLE NAME, "KELLY SAMYA BRIGHT!!!!" Hahah, where do you get this stuff!!!! I tell you, on the way to my dorm yesterday, I parked my car in the parking lot, and I saw some birds and they looked hongry so I gave them a piece of my food, and what do I get in return? A big white crap ball on the side of my car's window. I felt like taking out my tazor, and I would have fried chicken in 30 secounds. these are funny man!!! Haha

Ya friend, Kelly Bright

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