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Lord, They're Finally Together

She married and had 12 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 6 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 4 more children.
She finally died after having 22 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
" Lord, they 're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
" Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? "

The friend replied, " I think he means her legs."

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