You people are the best form of entertainment since the invention of the electric dildo. Everytime I log on to this site, I laugh my ass off for about 15 minutes. When my wife hears me laughing she comes into my office and starts yelling at me. The dog starts to bark and the cat runs under the bed. Then my wife starts telling me about all of the things I have not done today, all the bills I haven't paid, all the calls I haven't made, all the shit I haven't done. Guess what? I don"t care because tomorrow is another day. Another day I can log on to this site and laugh my ass off.
When you suddenly realize that your about to die, life seems more interesting.
8 years 4 weeks ago, 7:33 PM