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6 years 6 weeks ago, 7:33 PM

zygotican

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Great Entertainment

You people are the best form of entertainment since the invention of the electric dildo. Everytime I log on to this site, I laugh my ass off for about 15 minutes. When my wife hears me laughing she comes into my office and starts yelling at me. The dog starts to bark and the cat runs under the bed. Then my wife starts telling me about all of the things I have not done today, all the bills I haven't paid, all the calls I haven't made, all the shit I haven't done. Guess what? I don"t care because tomorrow is another day. Another day I can log on to this site and laugh my ass off.

When you suddenly realize that your about to die, life seems more interesting.
6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:01 PM

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Big Z!

Hahahaha, I am glad we can entertain you (*bows*). However I am sorry for getting you in trouble with the misses! I know that sometimes that can be a scary thing!!

P.S. ( . )( . ) <----Boobs!!!!!!!

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 2:23 AM

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boobs

yes us women have them.. some not too much , in fact none hardly at all ... like dread crumbs on a rolling board... then theyre the ones like me who have huge ones i dont care its more than a mouthfull but thats the good part ha ha lol!

6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

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zygotican

I am so glad that you can escape your miserable life for a few hour's and be with us. And now ebear shall do a little dance for you.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:09 PM

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The Mexican Hat Dance? It's memorizing!! Go EBear!!

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 9:25 PM

zygotican

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I like dances

Ebear can you do Will Smith, or maybe T-pain. Usher would be my fav or maybe even R-kelly cause he likes to piss on girls.

When you suddenly realize that your about to die, life seems more interesting.
6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:20 PM

Crusading Knight

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I started the bar-b-que, but I'm having trouble keeping the beans from falling through grill.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:21 PM

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you like that kind of thing Z?

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

zygotican

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bbq

Fella's please don't fuck around with the Q. This is serious business in Virginia.

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 9:26 PM

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ok

dirty sanchez's for everyone!!!!!!!!!you bunch of putos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...check... G-AZ
6 years 6 weeks ago, 10:52 PM

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ok

this is how its goin down....

Grease will dress up as "Donk" from crocodile dundee, I'll play "Cousin Eddie" from vacation, Snake will be "God" from Navy Seals (with face paint), Big Z can be an older version of Charlie Sheen from Ferris Buhler, Sytasyn should be Steven Seagul from Out for Justice, Clintbo is "Rowdy Burns" from Days of Thunder, Knight will finish it off as Keanu Reeves or Ted Logan from Bill and Ted's... and we will all take turns with you ebear. but you will be dressed as "J.D" from American Me, because you think you're messssican, but I think you're really white. ANGRY DRAGONS ALL DAY FOR YOU MY FRIEND, and NO cum bubbles!

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
6 years 6 weeks ago, 9:18 AM

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Reaper

HAHAHAHA, What the hell!!!!!!! Where the heck did that come from Reaper? HAHAHAHAHA nothing in there makes sense but I still can't stop laughing!!!! Steven Seagul Is a hack but "Angry Dragons"!!!HAHAHA

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 2:18 AM

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your style

well i already told you i like your style, now i know why... navy seal???
fanfuckin tastic i love it! i like assult weapons and altered weapons the ones that shoot big holes through you thats MY style my friend has a son who is a navy seal right now and is very proud of him which i am too after knowing the whole family for 25 yrs now... kudos my friend!

6 years 6 weeks ago, 1:53 AM

Anonymous

Glade to

Be Entertaining. Just Watch out for EBEAR.

6 years 6 weeks ago, 9:11 AM

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oh oh

don't look now, snakes' got a boner!!!!!!!!!!!!!lolololol..........boing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...check... G-AZ

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