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5 years 6 weeks ago, 6:15 AM

OBAAK47

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HOW CAN I ACQUIRE A GUN? EITHER FEARLY USE OR NEW.
I BASED IN NIGERIA, ALSO LET ME KNOW THE PAYMENT TERMS AND CONDITION OF SHIPMENT TO NIGERIA. THANKS.....

5 years 6 weeks ago, 6:24 AM

OBAAK47

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OBAAK47 wrote:
HOW CAN I ACQUIRE A GUN? EITHER FEARLY USE OR NEW.
I BASED IN NIGERIA, ALSO LET ME KNOW THE PAYMENT TERMS AND CONDITION OF SHIPMENT TO NIGERIA. THANKS.....

AS THE BIRD LEARNED TO FLY WITHOUT PERCHING SO ALSO THE HUNTER LEARNED TO SHOOT WITHOUT MISSING..........

5 years 6 weeks ago, 7:23 AM

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obaak47

you not going to get anyone on this site to sell you a gun im just giving you the heads up an no one will send you one either. so if i was you i would just drop tryin to buy a gun an try to learn some stuff an then maybe you will trip over a gun one day. this is just a warning these people are not gonna give in so...

any who poses a threat to me or my team must die!!!
5 years 6 weeks ago, 8:54 AM

Ebear

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obaak47

besides, there is'nt a gun that will stop king kong anyways

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5 years 6 weeks ago, 3:18 PM

Anonymous

even more problems...

hey oooga booga or what ever ya name is. If i was you i would take the advice people give ya. Hey I got an IDEA....Make a potato gun....It has GUN in its name. Hell Im not sending a gun to Nigeria!

5 years 6 weeks ago, 3:42 PM

Ebear

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ooga booga!!!

i love Snake!!!!

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5 years 6 weeks ago, 3:48 PM

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ebear

I feel so loved somtimes.

5 years 5 weeks ago, 4:04 PM

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My late father was an FFL holder who had 20,000,000 guns stored when he was hit by a Mack Truck last year. I need to get those firearms to Nigeria for a little Revolution I am planning for late this year, so I'll tell you what I will do for you. I will give you a finders fee of 4,000,000 guns if you will help me get them all to Nigeria. All you have to do is send me your bank account information and the address of a warehouse where I can ship the guns. I don't see any problem getting them to you in a couple of weeks. Be aware that we may have to pay a few bribes to the Homeland Security folks, but I'll tell you all about that once I get your information.

And God bless!

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
5 years 5 weeks ago, 4:29 PM

Anonymous

oooga booga

sky is right. I will hel as soon as i get elmo off crack and big bird out of my gutter. Oh and tell king kong that mamma kong needs her weekly lice removal therapy.

5 years 5 weeks ago, 5:26 PM

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OOBAK47

Schuyler is legit. I actually saw some of the guns. You can trust him.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 5 weeks ago, 5:34 PM

Ebear

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oobak47

yeah, you just have to was the blood and brain matter off and you're good to go!!

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 5:40 PM

Anonymous

ebear

will you help sky and me?

5 years 5 weeks ago, 5:44 PM

Ebear

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I would but i gotta be home before the streetlights go on.

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 5:52 PM

Anonymous

Ebear

remeber the power is off in mexico.....I need help getting big bird out of me gutter.

5 years 5 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

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be kind this poor man has no idea whats going on here, he's only looking to protect his family. And Schuyler the bit about the 20,000,000 guns come on now people. Obama ...er.........I mean OBAAK47, What you need to do is send me 1.5 million in US currency..............wait before any one wants to judge, my lawyer cost a lotttttttttt. Anyhow I'll see if I can get 6,000,000 instead of the 4,000,000 Schuyler was going to help you with, trust in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Ron Paul 2012 III
5 years 5 weeks ago, 6:49 PM

Anonymous

Nitris

Elmo still needs a gun for his crack deals help him out with a million or so.

5 years 5 weeks ago, 7:06 PM

Schuyler

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Snake and me are pulling rank here. It's obvious from that that we have better connections and will be able to pull this off for Obaak. we've got dibs. You can be in second position if you want. We stand on our PROVEN RECORD of done deals and satisfied customers. As soon as I receive Obaak's address I will be sending him notarized statements from former satisfied clients. We have supplied insurgencies in New Guinea, Ceylon, Indonesia, and Somalia.

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 7:11 PM

Ebear

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hey

did'nt you guys get Tarazan that great deal?

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 2:18 PM

Anonymous

Ebear

yup thats how he got rid of his father-in-law. Also thats how he got that monkey off his back too.

5 years 5 weeks ago, 7:20 PM

Ebear

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yeah

i heard Cheeta swallowed

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 7:27 PM

Anonymous

ebear

sell your sling shot to him.

5 years 5 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

Ebear

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nope

thats for sniping butterflies

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 7:39 PM

Anonymous

well ebear

give him a dart gun.

5 years 5 weeks ago, 7:48 PM

Ebear

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nope

blinding hummingbirds

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 8:44 PM

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Thiss month (March) security operatives uncovered an illegal arms manufacturing factory in northern Nigeria’s Katsina State.
triky! doint doo. its Nigaragua not stuffed puppet
Thiss peaples, now all of perfect broken fingers, broken arms, sprained wrists

give the devil his due
5 years 5 weeks ago, 7:52 PM

Ebear

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good

now mabey they can close the illegal feet manufacturing factory in the nearby town of Leroy

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 10:06 PM

Anonymous

Lagos,Nigeria ooga booga used the code name deep fried oyster cod III and sold him your car aswell ebear.

5 years 5 weeks ago, 10:50 AM

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Hey Schuyler,

don't forget to let him know that the F.B.I. says its' O.K. If you need cargo planes to fly them over I have a couple C-5 Galaxies in my shed in the back yard.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Kevin Spacey: (The Usual Suspects)

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