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3 years 48 weeks ago, 2:45 AM

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Guns for odd game

All right, so here in Texas, we have alligator hunting (with the right hunting license) and I really want to try it out. I don't know too much about it, though, and I'm curious about what kind of gun I should bring. I'm thinking I'll probably bring my Mosin-Nagant with the bayonet on it, since if it gets wet it probably won't destroy it, and it doesn't carry the same sentimental value my other "big" gun does. I'm going to carry my ubiquitous .357 magnum as a sidearm, since it's quicker to pull that trigger (double-action) than to fool around with the bolt on that Russian gun. Of course, the spike bayonet might also come in handy.

My buddy's bringing a lever-action Winchester .30-30, and I could grab an equivalent Marlin out of my grandfather's arsenal so we could dual-carry ammunition, if it came down to it. However, I'm not sure .30-30's going to do the job as satisfactorily as my other guns, and I might just loan him a .30-06. Or I could bring a third friend along, and talk him into bringing his Dragunov and M-14.

Now, as far as the first paragraph goes, is this a reasonable set of weapons to bring? Or will I need something else? Maybe a bow for water penetration?

And for the second paragraph, will the .30-30 be sufficient? Should we dual-carry? Or should I bring the third guy along with the fancy semi-autos?

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With the answers to those questions, I'd also like to start a new discussion: What's the weirdest or most unusual game you've hunted, and what did you use to do it? What odd animal would you like to hunt, and what would you bring if you could bring anything?

For example, for me it would probably be Nile Crocodile, and I'd like to bring one of those old-fashioned Finnish 20mm anti-tank rifles. Talk about splatter!

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:58 AM

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Howdy long name guy

LOL, yep, gotta agree with my old buddy Greg, To long, Starting to like ya, but to long.
I'm thinking SD????
Anyway, The guys on TV in the swamps doing it for a living are using 22s.
Yes I would,& always do have a side arm, 357 great choice, stainless in those conditions would be a bonus. I would talk with some guides &/or some folks experienced in gator hunting & see what they have to say??
20mm Anti Tank?? LMAO Man after my own heart, bigger is better. Good luck mounting that trophy????

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 2:23 PM

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Trophy

I don't know if I'd get much of a trophy out of it... maybe there would be some teeth left over?

3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:46 PM

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my brother in law and I go sasquatch hunting every other month... we've heard audio (whooping and screaming) at us in the middle of the night within 50 yds in thick woods, and had objects thrown at us (class b encounter), but no visual yet. We usually go to the rim area. They call him the Mogollon monster in these parts. since they don't sell tags, there is no season, so we go year round. I'm still not sure if he hibernates yet. Our close encounter was in late october a couple years back, high 40's around 2:00 am. I'll upload pics as soon as we bag him. you should go chupacabra hunting in your parts.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:36 PM

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Chupacabra

I've never seen one, but some of my friends claim to have seen Chupacabras. I'm not so sure about their existence-- in my experience, rural Mexican culture tends to be very superstitious (legends like "La Llorona", "The Crier") and sometimes it's hard to separate fiction and fact when you're being told a story out there.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:09 AM

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Chupacabra

What these news people keep showing are coyotes with mange. Loose all the hair, the skin dries and draws up. I've seen plenty of 'em. Ugly as sin but still a coyote. Damned if I know what is sucking the blood out of the chickens.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:19 AM

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Tarzan slay many a gator with just a big knife,ought to work for you too.Make sure and wear the appropriate loincloth,i'm sure that will heighten the adrenaline dump when you jump on the back of some 10ft. gator with a Bowie in you teeth.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:35 PM

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If you're shooting gator, typically that means they've either hooked themselves on bait or are attacking bait. Not exactly 'hunting' compared to most other game, and I can't envision a situation in which you'd need to shoot through much water. Few places in TX where gator tags are allowed have clear enough water to see past a foot or so, and a bow doesn't do much better (if any) on tough game like gator than a rifle.

.30-30 will do fine with heavy bullets, esp. since gator shots are usually very close. I'd be using a 150-170gr pill in a .30-30, probably a JSP since penetration is a lot more important on a croca-gator than expansion. They have very tough builds and tiny brains. If your gun is up to it then some of the hot/heavy/hard stuff from smaller manufacturers would be good.

Be sure to read the fine print and dot your I's/cross your T's.....the regs I've seen on gator harvest in TX are pretty rigid and in some places there are fed regs to follow as well. TPWD doesn't fool around.

Weirdest thing I've hunted are indigienous bipedal omnivores in the 150-250lb class. Very unpredictable, sometimes rather cunning, and never a 'walk in the park'. The paperwork gets ridiculous though. Mostly 'catch and release' in my case.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:49 PM

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Gator hunting

An AR platform type rifle maybe a good choice. Im just guessing but thought it might help ya out a bit.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:54 PM

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I'am pretty sure you're not allowed to shoot into or over water for Gators. I can't find my Rules & Regulations book right now, but I think they have to be brought on land before shooting. I've heard they can be put down with a .22, but there is a certain place on the head they must be hit.
Strangest thing I've ever hunted.........Snipe! Yes I fell for it at a young age, my uncle left me in the woods for hours!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 3:55 PM

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crippled,or crazy.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:22 PM

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6'2" .. normal weight 180.. This was back when weight lifting was supposed to slow you down, so the only weights (heavy stuff, hi rep light weights was ok then) i could use was squats.. Anyway got down to middle 158.. And one of the first times i saw racism in action..

I was getting all the looks from promoters as a white boy.. i really could make a speed bag talk.. For those of you who have ever really gotten into speed bags you know what im talking about when i say get your bows in it as part of the routine..Got some serious looks, and talked into dropping to welter.. i did make it to 147 but looked like a skeleton.. Long arms and serious reach tho, and could make that speed bag talk, so man i had it all my way..

Yeah, well that was till i got into the ring with someone "half" good.. i won't embarrass myself by talking any more about this.. Lets just say that when that speed bag starts moving around on you its a bit harder to hit.. Had a pretty good body shot to, but turned out i was better at getting hit than hitting others so my fame (did have a few excited till i was up against a GOOD fighter) was short lived..

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As usual minnesota lucky has me tickled.. Got this vision of the Col jumping on a Gator with a bowie (more likely a k-bar) in his mouth.. Glad you remembered him Jerry.. By the way im cold, and don't like it.. It's getting ready to snow outside.. I'm batching it.. Gloria went down to see the grand kids and baby sit.. This is the stuff that was in the north west yesterday, and going to be REAL happy when its in Minnesota and away from AZ..

Seems the swamp guys (ya gotta like them all, but i hope there's not a group of eastern elite that are watching and making fun of them) use everything from 22's to what looked like a ruger mini 30 today.. What gets me is there's been a couple of times where it sure "looked" like they had the bbl in the water when they pulled the trigger.. Could that be, i always thought that was a guarantee.. (sorry in Cajun thats "gaawwuuuunte") to blow the bbl up.. you all notice this or what.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:27 PM

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Greg you have PMs.

Snake, I am making no rash decisions. It will be up to you, Reaper and Greasy Paws. You have hurt my feelings beyond belief and if it is entirely up to me, at this time, you would be outta here.
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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:29 PM

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As you wish.

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Im not here to fight,or to cause trouble. If the site is better off with out me then I see no problem in leaving. Yes I hurt ya and I am sorry but I know sorry cant fix that. I think its your choice not greasy or reaps. So samD I ask you to decide. Do I stay or do I go? I want you to choose since it was me that hurt ya I think you should make the descision. I stand before you as a man and I will accept you descision peacefully.

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Howdy Doody ya all

Dog gone it!! Ranting & raving & I missed it again???
How's everyone??

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 4:57 PM

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So it is between YOU, Greasy Paws, Reaper and the rest of the members.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:00 PM

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Its not up to me. I hold no power on this site what so ever. Greasy,Reap you guys are up. Do I stay or go?

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Larry...

Do some reading.. (all from today, but all of it) see ya later.. Be back after i get the blankie on the recliner, and the biscuts in the oven and my buns to bed.. wait.. that was kinky friedman..

Be back later buddy.. Make sure Pard does his reading as well.. be back by 6 or so..

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It is mostly up to you and your behavior.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 5:07 PM

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Your right samD

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Hamp broke down and signed up for 'dish network' today, got it all installed so now I can do two of my favorite things..........Hang out with you monkeys and watch V8 super car Australia, now thats racing!!!!!

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tonite! on Discovery??? I usually just surf until i find it

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cool

hope it's good,thanks for the info.

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new fangled contraption called a DVR, need my kids to show me how it works.........I don't see 'top gear' it is usually on Speed channel, I used to watch it with my Dad.

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work that bitch! you will be glad you did.

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Work it I will, I'm

paying for it.....lol........Some of the guy's that I work with swear by it.......We will see.....lol

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Seen it listed on BBC a while back. Not sure if its there still or not.

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See ya guys later tonight or tomorrow sometime. Take care.

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Hamp, I love my DVR

Record 2 shows while watching one I pre-recorded. I never watch TV with commercials. I record everything, that I want to see, and zap through the commercials.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:32 PM

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Holy shit, guys.

Okay, Snake. Just cut off a pinky finger and present it to sam already. Hey. Why doesn't snake have a rank? AH HA!!! Or is it aha? Oh well. AHA/AH HA!!! It's all a test for fellow members, isn't it? Snaks isn't really back, is he? You're a tricky one, sam. Very tricky.

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his old account was disabled so he had to start fresh.... although magically, he learned to spell

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so he's new again?

good, then he should'nt have to apologize and kiss everybodies ass, right?he paid his sentence to society did'nt he ? by the way i cured Small-Pox andwill soon be married to Eva Langoria.....think Im lieing? the only guy he needs to make things right is Sam D, CAUSE HE DID HIM WRONG.

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have a rank? With 40 points, shouldn't he be about a staff sergeant or so? Nice try, Raper, but I'm onto you. I'll be making my aluminum-foil hat as soon as I'm off work. I don't have tin foil

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:52 PM

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Yes I am back. And to answer the question I am not new again. I prefer to be considered a gunslot original as when I originally signed up 2 years ago I was the #1088 member. I signed up originally on June of 2008 and with samD's,greasy's or reapers blessing I would ask if they can put my original join date back but leave my points as is as I wish to "Re-earn" them. And I will work hard and behave and just hope that in due time me and samD can be friends once again. I have changed from cocky punk to a man with respect.

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We cannot change you join date. you now have a new account

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you can have mine,points and rank.....they don't mean shit in the real world.....you know that right?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:00 PM

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I dont want the points or rank. Im just wanting to get my original join date fixed back if I can that is. Im gonna check with marv and quinton on the matter.

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Ok reaper

I will see if I can get marv or quinton to fix that for me. Everyone who uses gunslot often knows I am a 2 year vet of gunslot.

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I'm not buying it

Guns Lot has been infiltrated by the aliens. I knew this would happen. Now all we're going to see is pictures of naked green chicks with twelve tits and galactic blaster guns, huh?

I'm becoming aroused. Strange.

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Not buying it runs

Then fine ask me a question on I snake would only know the answer to. Im legit runs I am back on gunslot again.

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once

my wife caught me dry-humping my TV to old Barney reruns

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:06 PM

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Yea, ebear, thelma lou was such a slut

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:08 PM

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Hey cat hows it goin

And also i think ebear was talkin about barney the dinosaur and not the andy griffith show lol

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Pretty good snake. Well, barney the dinosaur could smooth talk you good. All that "i love you" bullshit.

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Ok ebear

Im gonna pretend I didnt read that pal. That put very unpleasant images in my head.

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now wait

i would have fucked thelma lou before Helen Crump.....but not before Elli.....or Floyd

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Aunt B was such a tease. You know the freak came out when her hair came down.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:12 PM

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but can you imagine what came outta her after the Darlins pulled a train on her ?

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Earnest T gave her herpes.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:17 PM

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titty fucked her while Goober fisted her with Andy's new fishing hat

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:19 PM

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And afterwards she made everyone a roast beef and apple pie.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:23 PM

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and then

Opies real mother shows up....and its Weezy from the Jeffersons

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Weezy used to be Clara's lesbian lover. Until the big fight of 62 when Weezy came home early and found Clara sewing some clan hoods that had got accidentaly torn during the Rose growing and best pickle contest the previous spring.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:34 PM

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yeah

then those two blonde transvestites from Mt. Pilot robbed Wally's fillin station and gutted Gomer and the talkin dog shit in his mouth.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:53 PM

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Yea Mt. Pilot was full of nothing but transvestite mexicans. It's also where Walter originally came from, but he had to move after knocking over the drug store to get some rogaine to help "bush" up his mediocore mustache.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:12 PM

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Approximately how many servings are there in a 6 oz. bottle of Texas Pete Original Hot Sauce?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:14 PM

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holy shit!!!!

im gonna piss my pants!!!!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:18 PM

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Runs

Im not a fan of hot sauce dude. Still dont believe me that I am the original Gunslot Solid Snake? Ask Reaper or SamD or even greasy they can all confirm that I am back again.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:20 PM

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hey!!

what do you mean ur black again???? here i was stickin up for you, and now ur sayin ur black?...i take it all back snake....shvoogie!!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:21 PM

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The correct answer from the real snake would be "It doesn't matter how many servings, because my Chevy Beretta can smoke your hot sauce and my grandfather could snipe the bottle from a mile away". You have failed, my friend. I shall be digging the space for my bunker, ka?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:26 PM

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Runs

Im shocked, I would have thought you were all dug in already with your secret bunker and 10 years of supplies! Oh and the right answer is 2 maybe 3 servings at most! LOL

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:25 PM

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yeah

and fuck your dead rooster too....you black mother fucker!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:25 PM

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Hahaha

How bout I post a pic of my beretta? And to answer your question on the hot sauce in a guess i would say there is 40-50 serving in the drops of hot sauce in a 6 oz bottle.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:27 PM

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but none I've claimed. I may be selling the house in Missouri, so no point in digging one there yet.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:30 PM

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Got ya runs

Planning to move out west? Hows Cooba?

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:36 PM

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Not moving west

I fucking wish. I'd love to go back to AZ. The wife is probably going to be a cripple before she's 40, and we have a split level house. Prolly gonna have to get a single-story place. I'm really trying to figure out how to get back out to the last remaining free state in the southwest, but I have to assume we're gonna be stuck in MO.

As far as this fuckin' place, it's, well, it Cuba. I did go snorkeling on Saturday, and that was pretty cool. The wife gave me the green light to buy an underwater digital camera, and SCUBA lessons are only 300 or so, so I might see if she'll let me do that.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 48 weeks ago, 10:30 PM

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Well Runs

Just know that you and the rest of those serving, those serving away from home and family are in my prayers every night, I thank you sir, sorry you have to much sense to be a sir, for your service. God Bless you and I will pray for your BH.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 10:39 PM

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Thanks, R3

But what if God hates you? Maybe he's gonna mess with me just because of your prayers. Why would you do that to me? Great. I now have HIV. Thanks a lot.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 48 weeks ago, 10:56 PM

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Aunt Bee "got her freak on" .. im just sitting here in the cold shaking my head.. thats one funny thread right there.. Obviously its some sorta sign that were glad to have Snake back with us..

Ebear was right all along huh.. wow.. did i just say that.. love me some Ed..

Dave, whats the scoop with the lovely mrs runs..She for real got a problem or a temp thing..

Adam.. whats up with the avatar.. miss that goofy expression..

Earnest gave aunt Bee Herps.. wow..

ebear.. got a pm, ya big handsome semi ethnic boy.. give me one to write it.. ok two im slow..

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 10:56 PM

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Only you Runs

Only you!LOL and if God hated you he would have you stationed in Alaska to watch seals mate and catalog the daily life struggles of the alaskan starnosed dwarf shrew! Great, now ebear will read about the seals and want to move to Alaska! LOL

3 years 48 weeks ago, 1:00 AM

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Haha

Thanks for the advice on gator hunting, guys. I really don't know anything about it, it just sounded kinda fun

3 years 48 weeks ago, 1:22 AM

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but when I got home on mid-tour leave and saw Yahoo weather showing negative 20 in October, I called my branch manager (Think Human Resources dept) and got my orders changed to Ft Huachuca. Glad I did.

Greg, the wife has a few real issues that will probably leave her crippled sooner rather than later. I figger it'll be easier and cheaper to just sell the house we have and buy a single story compared to trying to convert a split-level house that sits on a hill. Besides, the house we have sits on an easement that pretty well negates the benefits of having five acres. Serves us right for buying a house based on realtor photos, I guess.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 48 weeks ago, 1:30 AM

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Don't want to make a mockery out of this.. Im sorrry for the wifes condition.. prayers follow.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 2:23 AM

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No worries, greg.

Even God's quality control department is gonna miss a few defective bodies now and then.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 47 weeks ago, 1:45 AM

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Snake

Okay I'm pretty lost here... but that's cool.

Anyway, Runs, I don't really know what to say, man. Sorry doesn't cut it, ya' know? I've got plenty of prayers to go around, though.

3 years 47 weeks ago, 10:02 PM

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I'm just going to do what anyone would do with a defective piece of property; trade it out for a newer model.

Probably not a smart thing tojoke about seeing as how she is at home with all my guns and my truck. And my bank account.

Shit.

I really wish they'd put a delete function on the keyboard.

What?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 46 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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Runaway

Hey, if you edit the post, I never saw anything. I mean... what post?

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