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Guts vs Balls

Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the nerve to say:
'You're next, Chubby.

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

5 years 22 weeks ago, 10:57 AM

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right after I entered the door!!!

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 22 weeks ago, 11:47 AM

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True Story

A real good friend of mine (who was married to a Korean girl and living in Korea at the Base Housing unit) was out in the clubs one night and ended up picking up a Korean 'Juicy girl', but on the way to wherever he was going, realized he had no money for upcoming transaction. Therefore, he headed to base housing, through the security gate, drunk with aforementioned 'Juicy'. He snuck into his house, while is wife was at home sleeping, took his checkbook, snuck back out, completed his transaction with 'juicy' and paid by check. Classic! Needles to say, they are no longer married.

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 11:48 AM

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or lust! Lucky he's not de-balled...

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