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3 years 6 weeks ago, 10:47 AM

samD

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical
exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed
the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised
to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear
ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error
in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total
mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth
50%of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
it all through the muffler,which I've never seen done in my entire career".

3 years 5 weeks ago, 9:19 PM

Vaquero

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another funny

In Texas everyone knows the town of New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
...
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
3 years 5 weeks ago, 9:49 PM

hot_diggity87

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LOL

best one i've heard in a while

I'm not home officer, take me drunk!

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