A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical
exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed
the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised
to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear
ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error
in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total
mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth
50%of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
it all through the muffler,which I've never seen done in my entire career".