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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:39 PM

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HA

What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?.............

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:41 PM

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HE

a burnette with bad breath!!!!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:48 PM

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Okay, whats

black and white and read all over?????

A newspaper!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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Classic!

Classic!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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ok

whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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???

what

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:52 PM

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Jack Daniels is still killing indians

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:53 PM

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So is antifreeze

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:53 PM

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voice mail

here's a pretty funny voice mail

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81120653/

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:01 PM

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Shoot

Access denied here on base. Have to hear it when I get home.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:06 PM

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Big brother has

his ever watchful eye on you Wolvie....lol!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:07 PM

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big bro

its the streaming video

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:12 PM

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lol

True very true.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:54 PM

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a Hi-point and a bucket of shit??????

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:59 PM

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hamp

the bucket?

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:59 PM

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LMAO

To good.
Man say to his wife "huney you should watch a little more cooking network, improve your cooking skills"
Wife lovingly replies "and you should watch more porn"

To every problem there is a solution......To every solution there is another problem.
4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:01 PM

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yep the bucket!!!

That voice mail link is hilarious!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:05 PM

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here's one for ebear

whats the first sign of AIDS?

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:07 PM

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I dunno, your

balls fall off????

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:07 PM

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nope

a pounding sensation in the ass

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:09 PM

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hahaha

Good one.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:09 PM

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Ha Ha Ha,

good one, that's funny!!!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:10 PM

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Analy Inflicted Death syndrom!!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:11 PM

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My Ass Got Infected Coach!!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:12 PM

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a cure for aids???????

Sit on your ass and keep your mouth shut!!!!!!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:14 PM

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lol

rofl I got nothing after that.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:26 PM

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Explaining to your parents that you are Haitian! tada

4 years 26 weeks ago, 7:22 PM

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/377/

4 years 26 weeks ago, 7:42 PM

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R2bauer..That's Great! " And Knowing is Half the Battle". Those were my favorite cartoons of all time. I recently got all the GI JOE cartoons on DVD and watched them. Still cool today.

4 years 26 weeks ago, 7:47 PM

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RTN shows the old school he man and gi joe late at night it great for when I cant sleep!

4 years 26 weeks ago, 7:49 PM

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R3bauer, yea, I know. Except the channel is called "Yubo" here. Comes on at midnight. I usually watch both He Man episodes and suffer through at least one She Ra cartoon, because, afterall, she is kinda hot.

4 years 26 weeks ago, 7:52 PM

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Yani? Zamfir? He Man?

Where the fuck are the emergency testosterone injections?
No wonder, the right one aint dropped yet!
(biggest left nut)

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:00 PM

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Hey some of us are young enough to remember the classic 80s cartoons!! Do be jealous Vaq!
You may have the biggest left nut but I the nuttiest! I have papers to prove it!!! Yup yup yup!

4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:06 PM

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R3Bauer

R3Bauer, oh shit, I'm just going to call you R3 from now on, for some reason, my fingers have trouble typing out your whole name. anyway, do you find Evil Lyn kinda sexy? Cause I do.

4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

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No

Im more into the sorceress! LOL

4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:11 PM

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R3, yea, the sorceress is nice and all, but I prefer Evil Lynn.

4 years 26 weeks ago, 7:52 PM

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Maybe it is Yubo I been watching Knight Rider, The A Team, and Magnum PI on RTN.

4 years 26 weeks ago, 7:54 PM

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Left nut! LOL. I think

Left nut! LOL. I think everybodies testicles have now Ascended,

4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

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Brad..

Maybe some of you guys will remember when Dave (runs) got into that whole reft rut thing some time ago.. Think maybe he had (yeah im thinking all right!!) been having a couple and did a long ass post about reft ruts in response to one of ryo's asian things..If anyone remembers it pretty sure you wont ever forget..

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:13 PM

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Greg, Yea I remember that! That was hilarious. Moshi Moshi good buddy.

4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:00 PM

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Ok, im going to get all serious.. Sorry but its got to be said.. where else could we have a bunch of guys who make each other laugh like this. funny as anything out there half the time...Great friendships and it free..

I really think were blessed.. Ecaman sent a couple of emails last week.. Hamp, if you are Sam got them (the sharks, and the Amish) please post.. i don't know how to..

Be back later for gun talk.. after rescuing Gloria earlier on the vehicle thing, i stopped at a gun store on the way home and priced a few things I'll share with you all later..

Man they were priced right..The owner and his son run a great store, and in a couple ways its becoming my favorite. I was telling him that his inventory was really good.. Told me something sad.. Said yeah its all the economy... Guys are having to sell thier weapons, and more and more were getting "desperate" sellers.. Sad state of afairs huh.. 0k, will see ya all later..

Pard, stick if you can.. Hamps gone and be fun to give him shit later..

Sam.. Forgot to thank you for following up on that request.. appreciated..

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:11 PM

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Greg

What's the name of the gun shop, and where is it?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:11 PM

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every year (even in a good economy), I see it in the ATV market every year, these dudes fill up their toy shed while not withholding enough and then when April 15 comes around..............BAM!!!!, oh shit!!! I gotta sell some shit off........Guns are no different!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:30 PM

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Their on the net.. Haven't seen the site, but heard the owners (father and son outfit) talking to another guy in at the time, and they were talking about that issue..

Bob..First off Gloria and i both got a big kick out of the Shark, and Amish email..

On to guns.. I've bought a couple of pieces there, including Glorias old Colt that was re-blued.. because of J&G being in Prescott they have to have good prices, but they've never had the selection that they do now.. the ones i wanted to tell you about are:

a Star 9 with an extra mag.. calling it 90%.. and just what i had been talking about.. 289
an OLD hand eject Smith 32 S&W bout 40-50% 169
two H&R top breaks nickel..maybe 80% nra good, both also 32 S&W.. both 149..(i know)

and the winner.. a south american (started with oc...) K model, with lanyard rings.. perfect copy of a 10.. this one grabbed my attention as it had good, and diffrent old black plastic grips that had the Owhatever logo on them.. this had been reblued, but really good and GET THIS in 32-20.. i fell in love with it based on the lanyard.. You know i know my K's this puppy was an early turn of the century model.. it locked up tight.. pretty good D and SA's.. but with the hammer down you could turn the cylinder.. funny thing is it indexed well, and locked in battery well.. just the odd cyl turning thing.. out side of that great, and ...ready... 149.. I don't know why i didn't bring it home.. maybe cause of all the med expenses right now.. your thoughts ?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:57 AM

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Most likely

Most likely just a weak or badly worn latch spring &/or plunger??? Just my 2 shiny one's tossed in here???

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:55 AM

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zzzzzz

this started out as a funny thread.... now I'm going to take a nap

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