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6 years 29 weeks ago, 3:28 AM

boxabullets

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Just joined a little while ago, gotta tell you this is gonna be my new favorite place on the planet for some time to come, I myself am just a simple man with a few pleasures most of which are in calibers 38 or larger, sure beats the hell out of golf.
The picture of the coon was taken in my front yard and is a hell of a site better looking than me.
lets see now I've been married 3 times and had 1 wife, 2 kids one of which looks just like me and the other looks like an old friend of mine, I had a good judge for the divorce though she let me see the kids when ever my ex-wife would let me and she said I could keep right on feeding that one child that looks like my old friend till he looks like me,So I keep sending the money but something tells me he ain't eating enough.
I think the judge most have hoticed it too because she raised my payments up so high the boy could eat alot more and I could eat alot less so he could look like me sooner I guess.The age enhanced drawing I had done looks like when I reach around 85 years old we should have some of the same features.I'll keep ya'll posted on how that goes.
Anyway I'm glad to be here and look forward to many good times on Gunslot.

when they've read me my last rights one of them will be to keep and bear arms.
6 years 29 weeks ago, 2:53 PM

Anonymous

welcome to gunslot

enjoy!

6 years 29 weeks ago, 3:05 PM

Reaper308

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great story. i can't wait to hear how it turns out. will he turn into you... or keep looking like the mail man? i can't take the suspense.

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
6 years 29 weeks ago, 3:06 PM

Anonymous

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is it the garbageman?oh the suspense!

6 years 29 weeks ago, 3:08 PM

Reaper308

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just out of curiosity, if you've been married three times, and had one wife.... what were the other two?

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
6 years 29 weeks ago, 3:19 PM

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yeah?

Pets? A taco? A small child for Thailand? A bottle of "Frank's Red Hot"?
Please enlighten us!

Be Kind and Courteous to All That You Meet, But Always Have A Plan to Kill Them -U.S. Marine Corp General-
6 years 29 weeks ago, 4:21 PM

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hey

i made love to a taco

...check... G-AZ
6 years 29 weeks ago, 6:48 PM

Reaper308

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after that statement, I'll make sure to never get sour cream on any mexican food

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
6 years 29 weeks ago, 7:39 PM

boxabullets

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Both were women, neither of whome had any moral values when it came to family or the concept of marriage, some where after the I DOs I realized that both of them thought monogamy was a board game.
You know by that, it couldn't have been the mail mans kid as the postal hours are to regular, you know seeing the same guy every day, what a drag that would have been for her. But the garbadge man only ran once a week, now were getting some where and factualy, the fine lad did hold a degree in garbalogy for a total of abuot 2 weeks, no shit!
He was never able to maintain a job for any real legnth of time and as I understand it now he lives with a woman who is and has been for some time drawing welfare for their 3 kids.

when they've read me my last rights one of them will be to keep and bear arms.

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