After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend,
Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath
so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times
and on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints.
His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling confident & relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said,
"Man, did you have 69 before you came here"?
"Why"? Jerry asked, "Does my breath smell like pussy"?
"No" The dentist replied, "Your forehead smells like shit."
I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable