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5 years 39 weeks ago, 12:57 PM

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> >>>> HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING
> >>>> ON THE INCIDENT.
> >>>>

> >>>>
> >>>> A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly
> >>>> payments
> >>>> of $860.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin It's
> >>>> mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys
> >>>> go
> >>>> out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> They decide they want to make a natural looking open water for the
> >>>> ducks
> >>>> to focus on, something for the decoys to float in. Now making a hole
> >>>> in
> >>>> the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a
> >>>> little
> >>>> more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the
> >>>> back
> >>>> of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40
> >>>> second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on
> >>>> the
> >>>> ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming
> >>>> toast,
> >>>> along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw
> >>>> the
> >>>> stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of
> >>>> paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, The GUNS, and the
> >>>> DOG...?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
> >>>> RETRIEVING;
> >>>> especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: The dog takes
> >>>> off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of
> >>>> dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in
> >>>> their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler
> >>>> at
> >>>> the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his Master,
> >>>> keeps
> >>>> coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgu n and shoots the dog. The
> >>>> shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black
> >>>> Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
> >>>> Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
> >>>> confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone
> >>>> insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the
> >>>> truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under
> >>>> the
> >>>> truck and takes off after his master.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Then " "" "" "" "" BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" ! ! !
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving
> >>>> the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened"
> >>>> looks on their faces.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by Illegal
use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to
make the first of those $860.00 a month payments.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> The dog is okay. . .doing fine.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> And you thought Rednecks only live in the South...
> >>>>

The time is coming when those who kill you will think they are offering service to God. Jesus - (John 16.2) A penny saved is a government oversight.
5 years 39 weeks ago, 3:48 PM

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http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

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5 years 39 weeks ago, 3:48 PM

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Very funny and I can see someone doing this. Yes, there are redneck in the North to.

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5 years 39 weeks ago, 3:58 PM

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Ducks on Ice

A great urban legend that continues to amuse.

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
5 years 39 weeks ago, 4:12 PM

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Idiots.

Idiots.

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