Percy only has 5 hr and 20 min to find the lightning bolt!!!
Tell percy to stick a screw driver in a outlet!! I win!!!
Warm and sunny?........Percy is up shit's creek!.....Thunder storms?.......grab the longest pole that you can find, take his shoes off (as the 'bolt' will exit through his big toe) and for good measure strip down naked. Make sure your 'pole' is the tallest thing for a mile, do the Aborigine dance with said pole and wallah!...........You got a damn good chance of finding that Lightning bolt you were looking for.
Not as good as ebear's 'jack in the bean stalk' piece, but bleeding assholes just aren't my style....LMAO!
There are more golfers struck by lightning
than any other people.
Something about holding up a golf club
in a thunder storm.