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3 years 35 weeks ago, 8:28 PM

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helpful x-mas hint

I've been beating my brains in trying to figure out what im getting the old lady for x-mas.well after seeing an add in the Sunday paper I got it!!!..Jared Jewelers has a Pandora Charm Bracelet that you put together yourself. First you buy the bracelet itself, either leather for about 30.bucks or the silver for about 55 bucks. then you add the charms which run about 25-40 bucks apiece. if you do this right you spend about 100.00 bucks or so this x-mas and then about the same thru-out the year, birthdays valentines day ect.. on charms...its a win win.....a) your wife will think that you are sensative and put allot of thought into her gift ( for once!!!!) and B) you never have to go nuts again thinking about what to get...its all there......thats right!!! i am one smart motherfucker!!!!....your welcome in advance.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 8:49 PM

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I beat ya to it Ebear!

already bought the same thing a couple weeks ago.had to sell a rifle to get the cash tho so I guess you are ahead of me.Shit!

3 years 35 weeks ago, 8:53 PM

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grease!!!!

then i bow to ya.....its a good idea huh?..i figured im covered for about 2-3 years

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 2:53 AM

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getting the wife Steger Muckluks,she will be happy

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:34 PM

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LBC

A lil ointment will clear that right up

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 8:32 AM

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a little astroglide will help hastheruns put it in for ya equeer.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 8:53 AM

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Ebear wrote:
I've been beating my MEAT in trying to figure out what im getting the old lady for x-mas.well after seeing an add in the Sunday paper I got it!!!..Jared Jewelers has a PANDA AND A LLAMA that you put together yourself(READ INFLATABLE). First you buy the bracelet itself, either leather for about 30.bucks or the silver for about 55 bucks. then you add the charms which run about 25-40 bucks apiece. if you do this right you spend about 100.00 bucks or so this x-mas and then about the same thru-out the year, birthdays valentines day ect.. on charms...its a win win.....a) your wife will think that you are sensative and put allot of thought into her gift ( for once!!!!) and B) you never have to go nuts again thinking about what to get...its all there......thats right!!! i am one DUMB motherfucker!!!!....your welcome in advance.

For fuck sakes fleabear, you couldn't even put the receiver cover back on your AK, what makes you think that you can build a bracelet??????? Do you even have opposing thumbs???

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 8:46 AM

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he has opposing

he has opposing thumbs...............they oppose his ass every night. That is when hastheruns doesn't have his thumbs stuck in there.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 5:26 PM

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 6:27 PM

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LOL

Hamp,my thumb is still bigger than ur clit, but i will say that is some funny shit!!! Nitris um......oh yeah go to hell ,so ur back now?.....whats the matter did you get kicked off of Chicks With Dicks .com?

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 6:32 PM

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Chick's with Dick's

Ebear that was a good one. Can't wait for Runs to jump in on this one.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 6:35 PM

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B careful guys!!

Some of those chicks, probobly have bigger dicks than...................... LOL!! And some of us have bigger balls 2!!!

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 6:38 PM

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How are you? I almost put a sweety in there. See I'm learning. That old dog thing doesn't always hold true. How is the house coming along. Hot water yet? Conrats on the job too.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 6:43 PM

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Hey Kurt!!

The house is coming slowly but surely. I have an "Obama" rigged shower now. Hot water, but it leaks like crazy under the house. Getting a roomate 2 night. Its about damn time!! As far as the job, Im just a fill-in, so its nothing consistent. Which sucks big-time!!! But Im doing what I can to make it!! How R U Sir??

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 6:50 PM

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Sir? Amy you should

know I don't resemble that. :) Did the pipes freeze at somepoint or is it just a mess in general. Like ebear says we should be greatful to have a job of any kind at this point. When we have an "Obama" rigged presidency we should be lucky for anything... I am fine. Working more hours than ever and being salaried i figure i make 7-8 $ and hour. Miss my dog so I am going to check out and go home. NO ebear not like that!! Take care and be safe.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 6:55 PM

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Howdy ACE

Nice to catch you online. Glad you are with us this evening.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:01 PM

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Larry ok? He didn't open up this morning. Keep these guys and girl straight tonight. I am out of here. Dinner and a JB neat are callin my name.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:03 PM

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Good night Manu!!

:~) BTW, THANK U!!

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:07 PM

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My pleasure. I just wish it could have been more. Take care.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:02 PM

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My water heater is old as crap, and just leaks. Im keeping a little heater N the basement 2 keep"em from freezing right now. Anyhow... How R U this evening Vaq??

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:16 PM

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wore slap out

and trying to cook supper. You doing alright? Sounds like a bit of a struggle but nothing you can't handle.

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:19 PM

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Im making it!!

Check out my new post!!! Its rather comical....

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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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