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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:15 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

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Hey Bill

I see your very busy again. Good to hear Obama isn't screwing you as much as us.

How's that prolapsed rectum? Sounds like it must've hurt.

Still sucking American cock for the mighty American dollar? That's nice.

Say hi to your kids. At the factory.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
2 years 10 weeks ago, 9:18 AM

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Bill

I'm still waiting for someone actually named Bill to join up and WTF?!!

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 9:22 AM

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Vaq

Yeah, I think the mods need to reserve that name.

lol, maybe they should rename 'Anonymous' to Bill. :)

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 9:21 AM

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Holy effing jeez

Check out this propaganda site from our "friends" in the UK:

http://www.learnhistory.org.uk/vietnam/index.htm

One thing they got right: it IS revised history.

Here's what the Vietnamese "won":

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying our modern 1st world spoiled lifestyle is better. Sometimes, I'd like to go back a little. But this whole thing of "Vietnam won and America lost" really is annoying.

It's like those mongoloids in Somalia. "We beat the Americans!". Yeah, you managed lose only close to a thousand to get 18 of us and it only took thousands of you to do it. Major victory there, mouth breather. The only reason we didn't come back after the mission was complete and level your whole fucking city is because our pussy of a POTUS was afraid of how he'd look in the polls, so he pulled us out.

And let's see what you "won". No more food, water, and medicine. A return to power of the warlords. A fall from third world to fourth world. Outstanding! You must be proud.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 9:54 AM

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negotiating peace terms instead of flat out surrender (they were close to doing that) which would have given them their version of the Marshall Plan, the key to Uncle Sugar's $$ vault.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 11:21 AM

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Oh look, that's where my T-shirts are made! It sickens me that almost nothing is made in the US anymore.

2 years 10 weeks ago, 9:29 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

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http://news.yahoo.com/senior-u-soldier-killed-suicide-bomber-afghanistan...

Seems a CSM and two Majors were KIA in Afghanistan. Can we just take out the Afghanis that seem decent, bomb the living fuck out of the rest and the return the good guys?

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 6:46 PM

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even'n all..

back later, doing a quick drive by.. yeah the Afgan thing made me sick, AND.. it wasn't reported much at all.. Imagine how those familys felt.. and another troop on troop thing.. we need to do a ruski and boogie guys..

saint.. hope the boys well.. what i said goes buddy..

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 6:47 PM

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i won't tell the "on the rope thing" ..BRAHHAAAA... mooooo.. lop.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 7:02 PM

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Pard

Hang around if ya get a chance. Man cave finished yet? Ya took a dump in the coleman?

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 7:08 PM

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Back at you buddy...

Lee i can't i just sent something to hyperspace trying to type fast.. G has my favorite on the table, back asap... LOTS of stuff to tell ya bout the package i got today from charleys surplus..later..

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 7:11 PM

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I'll give ya 2 hours

Then I'm hitting the sack.
Clicks ticking.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:09 PM

Saint J.M. Browning

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Any mods on?

Reap, you there? I'm having an issue loading the site from home. I had to log in to my work machine. It's been like that since last night. I'm wondering if I tripped an IPS or something. I can PM you my public and private IP, if you can look at it.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:11 PM

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wilson, err, SJMB

Did they block ya? LOL!!!!
Hope ya get it straightened out bud.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

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Me too

I was trying to link a pic of Cindy Morgan's titties. And when I did, I got a "No Access" error. Then, I couldn't get to the site at all. I thought a server crapped itself, but I was on today at work, and when I got home, still nothing. Bummer.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 12:13 AM

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sjmb

I fixed the Cindy Morgan pic. Try to clear your borwser's cache and see if that helps... if not I'll notify Morpheus that there may be a glitch in the matrix.

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
2 years 9 weeks ago, 7:53 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

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Reaper

lol, thanks for that. Morpheus usually handles the glitches pretty quick.

I'll try that out tonight and let you know.

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2 years 9 weeks ago, 11:54 AM

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Reaper (or any mod)

Nope. Still nothing. I went ahead and fired up IE to make sure it wasn't a browser thing. Nothing. Can resolve the DNS, trace route to ISP router and then lost. Don't know if that's because the it's blocked there or if no ICMP past that point.

I play with it a little after work. Then I'll try troubleshooting this problem. lol

Did you see what I did there? I made it seems like I was talking about this problem, but I turned it into a self deprecating implication that I will masturbate! By golly, that was a guffaw inducer!

OK, I'm better now.

Seriously, though, I will try a few more things after work tonight. Then I will play with it. But a lot.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
2 years 9 weeks ago, 4:32 AM

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Back on

OK, I tried this morning, and I can hit the site again. Woo hoo!

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:18 PM

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titties

They'll do that sometimes.
How's the young man today?

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

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lil Man

He's doing good. He came home from the hospital today and momma's been spoilin' him. But he's in good spirits and seems healthy.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 5:14 AM

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Our buddy Saint..

Jim... Can you give us an update on the boy.. pm a name unless your cool with it on screen.. The good Lord knows but it would still make prayers easier.. Important thing is an update.. they rule out C for sure now or still holding.. Pretty sure we all KNOW it's going to be ok, but scare factor has to be way up there, hows he handling it.. how are you and the wife handling it..

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2 years 9 weeks ago, 8:24 AM

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Greg

My son's name is Jason. I don't mind posting it. He is still recovering from his cyst removal surgery, so the wrist surgery won't be for a couple of weeks.

Right now he has a wound-vac attached. They wanted this to heal from the inside out, so they took a good chunk out of him and didn't suture it up. So they have a pump to suck the drainage and prevent infection. Doc, you can correct me if I got any of this wrong.

Anyway, he is doing really good all things considering. Except for having some trouble sleeping, you wouldn't know he had a surgery at all. And his wrist is doing good. I keep having to remind him to wear his brace. He swears he doesn't need it and even punched me in the chest to prove it! I'm not going to lie, it was a solid one. But I reminded him that it's Dr.s orders regardless so do it. He's stubborn, just like his old man.

Me and the Wife are doing OK. Naturally, we were concerned at first, and I don't think that's going away till we get a solid green from the doc. But we are feeling better now, seeing him in good spirits and having talked to our Pastor, our faith is taking over our fear.

But he is doing great and I really appreciate y'all's prayers and concern. You are good friends, even if we don't visibly see each other.

I will let y'all know when we get more news.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
2 years 9 weeks ago, 8:35 AM

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way I'd let him punch me in the chest LOL!
(He's a nice kid too!)

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2 years 9 weeks ago, 8:53 AM

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Thanks Daisy

Me and momma are proud of him. He used to be smart too, but I'm sure that will come back after the hormones calm down. ;)

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:32 PM

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Good news

Sure fucking up his summer vacation though.
Let him know that the senior year is the best anyway. That junior year crap aint nothing but the same old sophmore crap warmed over. : ) LOL!

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:37 PM

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True

Yeah, that's true. He's really only bummed out cause it's making him miss football this year. I think I'm more bummed than he is. lol

So how's it going for you? Things lightening up a bit I hope?

I wonder where ISD, Hamp, and Runs have been.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:45 PM

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going my way.

GOD forsaken country out this way. I hold the settlers and the outlaws in high regard after spending a few months here. Tough sumbitches, no doubt about it. It "might" lighten up come mid September.
These are Billy the Kids old stomping grounds. I can barely tolerate driving for an hour through this dry ass dusty land. Those who rode with him and who rode after him couldn't cover that distance in 2 days. I'm a pussy. No arguing it. Yep, Life is good.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 8:51 PM

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NM?

Well, I hope it just keeps getting better for you. And NM may not be Texas, but it could be worse. You could be up North with the nasty humid summers and winters of the God forsaken white shit.

I'm gonna run. Have a good one.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 11:15 AM

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ah yes but

70 degrees and sunny brings a level of tolerance for the cold days,Irish Festival today,gonna celebrate a little heritage.with beer.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 11:38 AM

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lbc

You building anything yet?
Enjoy your festival!

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 9:53 AM

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remodel

full thru remodel of a operating Japanese resturaunt,5 phases,lots of fun.Operating means they don't close down but 6 tables,we do most work thru the night..

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 10:10 AM

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hard on the customers.
Noise, sawdust and paint fumes. Well, the noise, some restaurants I've eaten in the sawdust and fumes may have actually helped :<) Overall, I love Japanese food.
I learned just how shitty their food COULD be though when I tried grill fried octopus

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2 years 9 weeks ago, 12:51 PM

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top priority

dust control,lots of ways to handle it,First off,cut outside,second,hi micron filters on HVAC,low VOC paints,and emphasis on clean up.
Sales have actually increased during construction.

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2 years 10 weeks ago, 9:25 PM

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Take care my friend.

Take care my friend.

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2 years 9 weeks ago, 1:34 PM

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I've been cleaning guns, maybe if I let her have a sniff of my hands she'd do the cooking, ya think? LOL

iyaoyas
2 years 9 weeks ago, 2:45 PM

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LOL, this is funny....

Because I have a Captain at the facility who keeps calling me "Bill" because he had a friend growing up who had my same last name whose first name was Bill.

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