Name: Laura Llama
What I’m looking for in a man: Ok, here goes, I like mysterious men who speak strange languages. My favorite type of men are Mexican, because they really know to treat a lady. They are also usually good swimmers, which I admire. He must be funny and say whats on his mind even if it’s rude. Also if he knows how to make a piñata, that’s a plus. He must have a stable job. Also, did I mention I like to spit? I really like it when they spit back.
Ideal Dream Date: Long walks up steep hills. A trip to the local Co-Op would be nice. I’m not a picky woman, but once in a while I’d like to be taken out for dinner, but it doesn’t have to be fancy, your neighbors vegetable garden would be just fine.
Accomplishments: I won blue ribbon at the local FFA livestock competition for softest hair. I also won 2nd place for most manicured hoofs and 3rd place in the distance spitting competition, (I was beat out for Carmen Cameltoe the Camel, that slut!!)
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