Everything is big is texas, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Rib's, Guns, Man, and Truck's
deficits, unemployment, illiteracy, crimerates, the use of "RE:". Why would I go to Texas if EVERYTHING was big?
AS I AM FROM TEXAS!!! lol
Pretending maybe fun to someone but I dont pretend I am dead serious. I love my home state of TX and I will be movig back there after college.
And a Texan woman at that........Ya'll are in trouble now! Welcome to the site, hope ya enjoy the insanity!
there is only one badgirl on this site .....and we call him Snake!!!!....oh well welcome anyways....
Yes I know that. and thank you, I am happy to be here.
so how long have you and snake been dating? he's a good catch......
I been wanting to, I just couldn't.
"you have extra large huevos" Cheech Marin, in Tin Cup.
sometimes when im driving home...i come upon some road-kill....i get out of the car...and cuddle with it...I whisper into its undamged ear..." Snake Snake!"...then I fall asleep until the Highway Patrol comes by and hits the siren till i wake up and run away
There is so much comedy a Snake can take in one day! HAHAHA!!! I feel so popular these days.
She is old enough to be my mother! No way but you can give it a go!
what happen to you today, to get you in this mood.
what happened to you?????you don't sing my love songs anymoooooore.....
I regained consciousness and ran out of the barn as you were givin the reach around to a spider monkey while singing row row row ya boat!
This is bull, I aint that bad lol and I aint no girl! I think you may be reffereing to Runawaygun or Nitris.
THEY ARE BITCHES!!!..You are Precious
I am new here, so You can tell me thing's that are not true, just to get me going it takes a lot. to make me mad.
Ebear is our local nut case he escaped from mexico Llama ranch in the 80's and has been here ever since lol. Just joke around a bit and you will get the hang of things
Don't be offended, we give everybody a hard time.
Give and take is a big part of this place.
And, go easy on the caps, we aint blind! LOL
I sure will, got to get me some milk night everyone, i need to gain some weight , my weight is about 110.00. see you.
tell me about yourself.......do you like Liberaci Music....I do....I also like Nazi Rap music....and long walks with alter-boys.....oh and black gummi bears
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a drink....
Thank you, He is good, night night.
spray paint your name on every chinese man i see baby
Where do you get these? lol your killin me bro!
she definatly digs you playa
Hide me!!! Why me? She is old enough to be me mother! Why does this happen to me? HELLP!!! lol
I aint got no legs remember I am a SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE! lol but I am slithering away as fast as possible. I dont want the bad girl she old enough to be me mother! Hide me!
Just say it with me MILF besides you could use some real love ebears just using you.
Where the hell is Lyle?
This would just about do me in if he was workin' the angle against ebear!
don't get mad....i love you......will you think of me ....whenever you can?
Go for it! lol
I just got to many thing's going on right now, see you, I am going to go drink some milk, and go take it easy, see you.
don't go!!!! i want to exchange recipes!!!!!
It was a good day to day, to get out go to the Theatre, HI ebear I went to go see Jonah Hex kick ass. I am not much of a cook.
I feel so loved! lol
Don't pass this up! She likes you, she's from a good town just north up I-45 from Houston, she can probably show you many great clubs to party in, in the north side of Houston. Maybe she'll take you out to Cut and Shoot, out between Conroe and Humble, out in the woods. Just make sure you're armed when you go in a dance hall in Cut and Shoot, and make sure everybody in there knows you are. Maybe she's a bit older than you, but at 44, it doesn't matter. A woman a bit older than you can teach you things you won't learn anywhere else, and you'll never forget her.
I havent been in TX since October of '95! AH it hurts! Bad Girl is gonna have to wait 2 years if she wants Snake.
I'm using nobody against you. My comment was purely friendly advice to you. It seems that you don't have enough experience to recognize it for what it was. Oh well. Ignore it if you wish. You would certainly have enjoyed the experience, though.
This was something that I did when I was around your age (maybe a bit younger), and it was great for me. That's why I recommended it to you.
I was goin along with ya. My comment above reffered to you and Bad girl gangin up on the Snake in a jokin type of way. I didnt mean nothin by it ecaman.
sage advice my friend,lol,snake is missing a good deal...
ah!!! forgive me Bad Girl! ah!!!!!!!!!!
and you ain't it. You don't even have legs, for God's sake. She knows that. Any sufficiently mature woman does not want to do a teenager.
So, BG, what kind of heat do you pack?
THANKS SKY!! I owe ya one bro.
I live in Texas and Arizona...
I have a place outside of Smithville Texas... Bastrop area... Where Hope Floats was filmed....
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