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Hope you enjoy this One!!

Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such
an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most
important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent
people."

Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around
me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's
easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent
riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my
Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony.
Your mother and father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,

"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice
president, the same question.

"Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your
father have a child. It's not your brother and it's
not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get
back to you on that one." He goes to his advisors
and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin
Powell's shoes in the next stall. Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this
for me?

Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy.
It's me!"

Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he
goes back to speak with Obama. "Say,
I did some research and I have the answer to that
riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells
into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

"WAR IS A RACKET, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle-man for Big Business, for Wall Street, and for the Bankers." Major-General Smedley Darlington Butler USMC Ret. 2 time Medal of Honor winner.
5 years 1 week ago, 3:48 PM

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This is funny

and is the true too.

"WAR IS A RACKET, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle-man for Big Business, for Wall Street, and for the Bankers." Major-General Smedley Darlington Butler USMC Ret. 2 time Medal of Honor winner.
5 years 1 week ago, 3:50 PM

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But yes it is funny...

5 years 1 week ago, 3:57 PM

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ha

I could imagine that happening

5 years 1 week ago, 4:15 PM

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Good one fordvg

I'll have to remember that one!

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5 years 1 week ago, 8:05 PM

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Very funny

Very funny

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