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5 years 25 weeks ago, 7:07 PM

hillbilly77

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Hotel Bill

Hotel Bill
>
> I hope this brightens your day!!! Puts a smile on your face!!
>
> Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to
> consider this...
>
>
> Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston After
> almost twenty-four hours on the road, They're too tired to continue,
> and they decide to stop for a rest.
> They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep

> for four hours and then get back on the road.
> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a
> bill for $350.00.
>
> The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
> He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly
> aren't worth $350.00!
>
> When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man
> insists on speaking to the Manager.
> The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
> hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that
> were available for the husband and wife to use.
>
> 'But we didn't use them,' the man complains.
> 'Well, they are here, and you could have,'
> Explains the Manager.
> He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for

> which the hotel is famous.
> 'The
> best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegas perform
> here,' the Manager says.
>
>
> 'But we didn't go to any of those shows, 'complains the man again.
> 'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
> No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies,
>
> 'But we didn't use it!'
>
> The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
> pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
> The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
> 'But sir,' he says, this check is only made out for $50.00.'
>
> 'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $300.00 for sleeping
> with my wife.'
>
>
> 'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
>
>
> 'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and you could have.

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5 years 25 weeks ago, 7:12 PM

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!@#$%

Waaaaa hahahahaha i think i just shit a lil... too funny!!!

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5 years 25 weeks ago, 7:12 PM

scudrunnernrh

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excellent reply, i wonder how his wife took it that he only charged $300

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