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5 years 31 weeks ago, 2:29 PM

samD

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Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States

The Economy Is So Bad...

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration
aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE,
Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
childrens names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

Ivantank has to have another drink!

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won't leave the light on. (Now, this is serious)

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being
investigated by
the people who made $750 billion disappear.

5 years 31 weeks ago, 2:36 PM

ivantank

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lancaster, south carolina, United States
well done samD..

now i gotta make anothe fucking drink

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 31 weeks ago, 3:51 PM

Mosinfreak

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Somewhere in, Texas
depressing

putting things that way...could make one want to go deep-throat a shotgun barrel

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism" -George Washington, Farewell Address, September 19, 1796
5 years 31 weeks ago, 1:32 AM

Mark3030

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Mar 2009
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MN

At 9% unemployed nationaly that means 91 % of us are still working. but we are losing more jobs every day.

"the thrill of the hunt"
5 years 31 weeks ago, 7:15 AM

runawaygun762

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Nov 2008
Location:
Richland, MO, United States
And the gun industry

is doing fine. ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH!!!

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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