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7 years 18 weeks ago, 5:56 PM

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I've tried answering the door drinking beer while flashing my Glock on my hip, but they always come back......Any ideas?

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:02 PM

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jehovahs witness

havent been back since i answered the door in nothing but boxer shorts on with my CZ in my shoulder rig and my AK over my shoulder.helps to have kids to yell at to "bring me a beer".ya gotta be creative enough to run them off...

7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:08 PM

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Shakleford

I had a problem with them but accidentally solved it.
A female friend of my wifes spent the weekend with
us and I answered the door on Sat morn in my house coat
2 women siting at the breakfast table in night gowns
I said we are practicing Mormans
Havent seen them since

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:10 PM

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mormons

Chalk outline on sidewalk, religious pamplets strewn on the yard

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7 years 1 week ago, 3:19 PM

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that might

work

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:11 PM

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Mormons and Jehovah Witnesss"and in this world neither are the enemy,just a little annoying,tell 'em straight out that your not interested,Jehovah Witnesss'advance in their church heirarchy by going door to door spreading the word of god as they understand it.Peace.

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:16 PM

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One of them is a drop dead beautiful young woman that makes your eyes bug out and, well, other things happen. One is a middle-age matronly woman in sensible shoes. And the third is a young kid who is deathly afraid of cocker spaniels. It's kind of hard to heap abuse on a crowd like that so I just am very polite, say no thanks, and shut the door.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:25 PM

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That's like when i go

to the dentist,the hygenist is so damn pretty i eat a whole sleeve of Oreo cookies before i go,just so she will spend more time with me.

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:27 PM

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Lucky you dirty dog

be a man and ask her out

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:36 PM

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nope

CharlesW wrote:
be a man and ask her out

i'm happily married,just a fan of cheap thrills

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:16 PM

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Lucky

I was just shocking them by having 2 wives lol
I don't have anything against anyones religion
as long as they leave me the F alone, I have mine also
Be a Jew or Gentile, what ever turns you on

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:33 PM

Anonymous

i still get a laugh

7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:39 PM

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you are a fan

of cheap thrills to my friend,lol.

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 6:42 PM

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Just answer the door

naked and make a pass at them they'll leave.

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 7:47 PM

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Supposedly only 144,000 JW are going to what they believe to be heaven. So , I ask them how many JW are in the world, when they say millions, I then ask them of the millions why they think they are the one to go! Then I explain to them, if they were a Christian, they would all go to heaven for accepting the Lord into their life. There is no "limit". They have never shown back at my door.

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
7 years 18 weeks ago, 5:30 PM

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144,000

are going to heaven,the rest will inhabit the earth and live like adam and eve on earth,just as god intended,don't shoot the messanger,i didn't buy into it,lol

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 8:10 PM

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Thanks Guys

some very good ideas here. I also have no problem with their religon, they are just knocking on the door every other day it seems......kinda getting annoying!

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
7 years 18 weeks ago, 8:23 PM

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Well Shak

Are you going to the door naked or get a herim ?

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 12:03 AM

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and my right hand behnd the wall with a gun because trying to draw is too slow if you're already at bad breath distance, and I had a couple Latterday Saint people come to the door. I said they could come in, walked into the living room, and let my hand drop into sight as I was walking toward the couch. They politely excused themselves and left. Haven't had any come here yet.

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 1:07 AM

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dogs

gotta have dogs to bark at em before they even reach the doorbell.

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7 years 18 weeks ago, 7:29 AM

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Open the door butt ass naked, invite them in, if there's a male in the group tell him he looks cute...........trust me they will not return. Runaway told me about this and it works.

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