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4 years 50 weeks ago, 10:58 PM

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So a gun store owner in Bisbe was and I were talking about concealed and open carry and he says he like to carry open sometimes just for the reaction he gets from others and he said something that I'll never forget. He said when someone asks him why he carries a gun, he says because he has multiple personalities and he wants to be able to protect himself if he ever tries to rob himself. He says you can always tell the gun owners because those people laugh, and the liberals always feel sorry for his mental disability. Wonderful.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 50 weeks ago, 11:19 PM

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open carry

for the last many weekends,i have had the pleasure of answering my door on or near the 10 oclock hour to find an elderly woman and a younger guy.they are Jehovahs Witness'.the first few times they came by I was nice and polite.It is the whole respect your elders thing for me.This woman is in her 70's and I just cannot bring myself to tell her to fuck off.So I decided to answer the door in a cutoff shirt,boxers and while wearing my shoulder rig with my CZ75.It didnt work!they keep coming back.So last weekend I tried to add to the image.I slung my AK 47 over my shoulder with a 30 round mag in it.here is the mental picture:my fat,white,pasty ass in boxer shorts wearing a cut off shirt and have a shoulder rig with an auto pistol and have an AK over my other shoulder.It dont work!any ideas?

4 years 50 weeks ago, 6:27 AM

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yea greasy

don't wear the boxers

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 50 weeks ago, 11:31 PM

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hey mike

back when i lived down south jehovas witnesses would always come by, what i do is i let the rottweilers to play outside when i see an unknown car pull up the driveway.

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 50 weeks ago, 2:17 AM

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Greasypaws

Try adding a bottle of whiskey and a tinfoil hat. Or just switch to a banana hamok

4 years 50 weeks ago, 6:47 AM

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well

you could try and talk to the jehovah witness to,hmmm,what if muslems went door to door.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 50 weeks ago, 5:47 PM

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I wish they would, LBC

Then they'd be trespassing and at my mercy. I think an appropriate opening comment upon seeing (smelling) you have a muslim guest at the door would be something along the lines of "I have an autographed picture of Jesus fucking Allah in the ass prison rape-style. Want a ham and cheese sandwich?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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