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4 years 45 weeks ago, 2:03 PM

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1. I am not 18 or a chick, I'm a dude who's only 10 that's why I can't spell
2. I lied to everybody
3. I made the acconts fire ball, gutair_hero, Tjbones, and smile dudes
4. I get lonly and masterbate

all I want is a life

Ya friend, Kelly Bright
4 years 45 weeks ago, 2:05 PM

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and....

I am not really ilovemyminirex's sister on petsdo.com I just copyed some of the pics

Ya friend, Kelly Bright
4 years 45 weeks ago, 2:08 PM

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tazor_123 is a lair?

HU? I don't know you. but wow.

4 years 45 weeks ago, 8:05 PM

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you are just another one of tazor's creations. please stop

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 2:10 PM

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and i am not a redneck

tazor_123 wrote:
1. I am not 18 or a chick, I'm a dude who's only 10 that's why I can't spell
2. I lied to everybody
3. I made the acconts fire ball, gutair_hero, Tjbones, and smile dudes
4. I get lonly and masterbate

all I want is a life
from south carolina but an aliean from vulcan sent here to collect fire flies in mason jars..them smuggle them onto the space shuttle so they can go to lala land

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 45 weeks ago, 2:15 PM

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Umm.....I can't trust you tazor_123,

And what the hell does masterbating mean? And I don't wanna hear sex 101 bc, I am a grown man and I know what sex and all that crap is. But WTF is masterbating? isn't it playing with yourself?
haha

ew

4 years 45 weeks ago, 3:43 PM

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Tazor123

Is a hairy-ass Cyber Psychotic. Just as I described days ago it "T6", probably spent the day feeding poison to the pigeons in the park. Now it feels manly, GguurrRRhh, lets go play with the big boyz. Peeping into the world makes it slobber while while it scratches. Maybe it's Bearmeats alter ego ??

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
4 years 45 weeks ago, 3:45 PM

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lol

lol

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 5:56 PM

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I'm waiting. WTF are you here for? You obvious are not here for guns.

4 years 45 weeks ago, 5:57 PM

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I should've said "You obviously are not her for guns" Sorry

4 years 45 weeks ago, 5:58 PM

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and act mature. No more lying! We all knew you were.

4 years 45 weeks ago, 5:59 PM

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DAMN ME!!!!!!!

I SHOULD'VE SAID YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT HERE FOR THE GUNS SORRY I'M A RETARD SORRY.

4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:09 AM

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Are one in the same idiot.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 1:51 PM

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Nitris

Yes sir, I am fully aware how stupid I am.

4 years 45 weeks ago, 10:01 AM

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Good job, Tazor

Boy, you sure got us. No one here saw that coming. Wow. I am just stunned. How did I not catch this? Congratulations, you have pulled off the prank of the century. Is my sarcasm too thick here? But now I'm even more disturbed about all the PMs it/they sent me. IT'S DISGUSTING...yet strangely provacative. Let me check. Yep, I'm aroused.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 45 weeks ago, 10:04 AM

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I'm actually a C5 Galaxy pilot who was relieved of my aircraft so some guy could take his kids and some commandos to an undisclosed location with it. Didn't even let me copilot it.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 45 weeks ago, 11:35 AM

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You and I sighted up at the same time frame, yet you have a few thousand more post than me........................wonder who's bored more often?

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 11:38 AM

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I'm not bored, Nitris

I work in front of a computer and I am an insufferable know-it-all, so a site where information is exchanged is a perfect merging of the two conditions. Are you calling me a point whore? Do you feel lucky, punk? Well-ah forget it. Maybe I am a bit whorish.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 45 weeks ago, 11:41 AM

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Of course your a whore

Thats why I like you................Tramp.........Don't hate me. Why a punk show some love brotha..........

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 11:45 AM

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I'm white

and have no idea what that means. I actually do know, but it continues the conversation, thus allowing for more points to be gained by us both. HOORAY, ANOTHER POINT!!!

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 16 weeks ago, 3:44 PM

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OMG your white

gezzzzzz thought you were (fill in the ______________). Yeah I'm native, but you sure could have fooled me.............and yes I'm just gaining points you were the only one on and yet you still fail to help again. Drop and give me 80 NOW Whore.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 3:36 PM

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I think tazer is a dog and THAT's why it can't spell. It's native language is Bark.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 3:38 PM

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it needs to stop playing in the adult play ground.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 3:45 PM

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has always been an extremely verbal kid. Way before these here Internets, when she was about 12 (she's now 28), she used to get on my Fidonet BBS on an old 8086 and post on boards. One day she came to me and said, 'Dad. I have a problem.' Her problem was that her English was so good that she wrote like an adult and had managed to catch the interest of a 22 year old who announced he was coming to visit her in Seattle. Dad's interest was required to slow down this little attempted liason, which I did in short order. There ain't nothing like a pissed off dad defending his daughter. I'm surely glad she told me and solicited my help, but it does bring home the point that you better know who you are really dealing with before you start flirting. You could get yourself into some serious trouble very easily.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
4 years 45 weeks ago, 3:46 PM

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You call this adult?

I actually wasn't going anywhere with this post, just trying to help you gain points, Nitris. Drop and give you eighty? Good one. As SGT Bilko said, "One. We're going for one".

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 45 weeks ago, 3:50 PM

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You'll only really get in trouble when you do something dumb and end up on those "To Catch a Predator"-type shows (WHICH I LOVE, by the way). So, 28 huh? Four years younger, but still a year older than my current wife. Got any pics? I'M KIDDING!!!! I was going to ask for naked pics, but I think that would be going too far even for me. Wow. I can show good judgement after all. Wait. Nope. Nevermind.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 45 weeks ago, 4:01 PM

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His biceps are as big as my thighs. There is a picture of both of them on here somewhere. When she got a little older and turned into a tall blonde, guys would roll down their window and say, 'What's your name?" She always responded, "Jailbait."

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 4:03 PM

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Schuyler all I want is

for runaway to stop trying to solicit me for sex...............how do you convince this pervert that your not interested............he asked for some naked pictures..............appalling..............or was that tazer? Oh who cares that might be the same.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 4:04 PM

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But the fact that he's a Warrant Officer makes her untouchable. My 14th anniversary in the army is coming up on the 15th and in that time, I have met a shitload of Warrant officers, and only two were dickheads. Warrants are the most laid back group of people in the army. Followed closely by Majors.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 45 weeks ago, 4:06 PM

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I don't ask, Nitirs

People volunteer. If I really wanted naked pics of you, I'd have them. You have no idea how charming 'ol run can be. Well, me and the Ether Bunny

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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