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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:14 PM

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Hah hah hah. I'm now formally trained in the army's Equal Opportunity program. I tried telling them that I was the wrong guy to send to the course, but nobody listens to me. I think it's because I'm white.

"I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless".

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:18 PM

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Grading on the curve

with 50 degree banking no less.
Congrats! I suppose.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:23 PM

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Shit! Runs, you

been watching too much 'Full metal jacket'...Thing's a bit slow at GITMO?

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:31 PM

runawaygun762

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Thankfully so. Every day I come to work, I curse the lack of marksmanship training in the military.

Better shooters = Fewer detainees

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:38 PM

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So does this mean we can expect a gentler more politically correct runaway??

4 years 7 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

runawaygun762

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Of course not

All it means now is when I call VirtualViolet a split tail or ebear a spic that it's a training event and not a slur. The army has given me authorization to educate others on equal opportunity and I'm a big fan of immersion training.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 7 weeks ago, 7:08 PM

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welcome to the club

I graduated from that course a long time ago!

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 7 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

HampsterW

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Hell yeah, my Father

Schooled me well in 'non political correctness'......He hated 'them' all including certain 'Whites', and I heard about it.....Ahhh, the good old day's....

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 10:06 PM

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Gitmo?

Gitmo was closed 2 years ago

I heard BO say it

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 10:13 PM

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to get rid of the smell.
that lieing sack of shit

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4 years 3 weeks ago, 6:29 AM

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Runawaygun: really!

They still have that course! What a waste of time...

I feel for you!

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4 years 2 weeks ago, 7:59 PM

runawaygun762

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Now I know exactly what I can get away with. I'm really looking forward to taking my first EO complaint. it'll go something like this:

WHINING SOLDIER: "Sergeant, I want to make an EO complaint".
ME: "That's because you're a goddamned pussy. Someone's calling you a bad name? Too easy. Knock him the fuck out. Betcha he stops. Don't be a bitch".

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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