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4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:45 PM

ivantank

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they will not bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still cannot help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:53 PM

HampsterW

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Excelent list ivan,

all very true!

Change you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ron Paul 2012----Vote the bastards out!---------------------------------
4 years 4 weeks ago, 4:23 PM

TLtactical

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Ivan

I am pretty hungry....

Best Regards TL “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” ---Aristotle Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)

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