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Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they will not bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still cannot help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow