Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they will not bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still cannot help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
Number 2 In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
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