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6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:19 AM

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IDIOTS AT WORK
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTINGS
Sighting #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."

Sighting #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

Sighting #3:
At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "down-sizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.

Sighting #4:
I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.

Sighting #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!"

"I know," answered the young man, "I already got that side."

Confucious say: Go to bed itchy asshole, wake up stinky pinky
6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:22 AM

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makes ya think huh?

makes ya think huh?

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:25 AM

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haha

i dont care who you are, thats funny right there.

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:27 AM

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sad some of these people might be gun owners

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:29 AM

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idiot gun owners

i know some of the worst, stupidest rednecks in my town that cant read or write but know everything about firearms and ammo.

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:37 AM

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I had a girlfriend ask me once if I'd like something from the store, I said "H2O", about an hour went by and she called me and said she had been up and down every isle and couldn't locate any "H2O", it took the rest of the day to explain to her that H2O was, it was a very long day...

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:39 AM

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lol papasan, funny that the dumb ones usually are the best in bed

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:41 AM

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sadly this is true

sadly this is true coldfront...
P.S. Quinton has met her, he can confirm the story, and lack of brain matter...

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:43 AM

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hey

does she call herself reaper308

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:23 AM

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joder, como llueve

hijo de puta

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:45 AM

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shame, it's like a catch 22

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:45 AM

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watch out!

papasan is quinton's buddy!

6 years 10 weeks ago, 10:49 AM

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papasan

is everyones buddy

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:13 AM

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My buddies wife did the same thing with her power strip. They were trying to figure out how to get a bunch of plugs into the wall and the power strip, she grabbed the male end of the power strip and said, "There, that should work right?"

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:13 AM

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greasypaws, is the profile photo you use the Three Stooges with you behind them?

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:19 AM

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nope!

obviously,you are plagued by a lack of historical knowledge to assert such a ludicrous assumption

6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:21 AM

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wow, staing away from that one

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:23 AM

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No I just thought that since you are flying the flag of a long defunct almost nation, that lost the war, and temporarily tried to split our country, you'd know more about the photo then you do...

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:26 AM

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greasypaws: the topic is about idiots...

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:27 AM

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your words

show you assumptions.name the primary reason for the civil war!

6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:29 AM

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idiots...

idiots...

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:31 AM

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States Rights

That was the main reason.

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:31 AM

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i didnt post this avatar as a racist symbol,you lout.i posted it as a reminder that there is a large part of history behind the "stars and bars"unfortunately a bunch of sheet wearing miscreants adopted it as a racial marker.i see this flag,i think,good friends,cold beer,and nascar.

6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:36 AM

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greasypaws: respectfully I do not agree with you.

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:37 AM

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amen greasy

thats the way it is hear in my neck of VA

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:40 AM

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What I see.

I see a symbol of a States individual right to run as the people of that state see fit and to not be dictated by an overbearing centralized federal government. I see it as a symbol of the people of this country having the right to choose their own way of life. I do not see it as a banner for rascism, or of "idiots". It was the flag of a people telling it's government, (that by the way needs to stay out of peoples business) this is our country, my individual state is my country. We will run it as we see fit, not how those of other states wish us to be. Somebody needs to tell them that again, i.e., California, New York, Illinois, etc...

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:44 AM

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well put undeniable!

i was being simplistic in my description.but i agree with what you have to say and those are the reasons that a majority do not know.they just think a bunch of cross burnin rednecks flies that flag.poor,lost people.you need to find yourself before it is too late!

6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:40 AM

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lol

tic toc tic toc..................here comes the grease that i love!!!

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:40 AM

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papasan

therefore,as you state,you dont agree with me fine but understand that i will not take well to being berated by those with a lack of knowledge when it comes to the flag in my avatar.finit

6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:41 AM

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remember

its christmas

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:42 AM

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greasypaws: thanks for

greasypaws: thanks for making my point, you are an idiot...

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:47 AM

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i dont have time

for your mindless drivel.thru your failure to understand history and what it means you have called me an idiot.go look in the mirror and what will you see but an idiot!you vote democrat too dontcha?it shows!

6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:47 AM

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guys

stop this white on white crime!!!!!!!!!.........shit! what am I saying!!!!! please continue

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:53 AM

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my radio

i just went out to the car and it's gone. I know you were gonna give it as a feliz navidad gidft to someone in your very large family, but my breaking benjamin cd was in it and i want it back

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:54 AM

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lol

i gave that away as a drink coaster

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:57 AM

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coaster??

you know it's hanging on the rear view of your pinto

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:59 AM

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yeah it was

but my car needs a jump.....got any cables???

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 12:03 PM

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yep

i got an xtra battery on my car i just got it from another car next to my.....

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 12:03 PM

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i have jumper cables

but dont you have like 13 people in the car to help you push? lmao

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 12:06 PM

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lol

don't forget we are a lazy people....its siesta time

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:48 AM

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now you removed all doubt...

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 11:51 AM

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oooooooooooooh

upper-cut

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 3:19 PM

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probably VOTED.

6 years 10 weeks ago, 3:21 PM

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lol

you know me Sam .I love a good fight..lol

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 3:28 PM

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that one is good too

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 3:30 PM

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coldfront, I did

great stuff. I know some of those clowns and clownettes must have moved here.

6 years 10 weeks ago, 3:49 PM

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Last time I check Washington is still part of the USA. God bless my friend Greasypaws. Semper Fi

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6 years 10 weeks ago, 3:54 PM

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YUP

CAN I VOTE FOR HIM AGAIN?????? YOU KNOW I LIVE BY CHICAGO

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