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5 years 19 weeks ago, 7:11 AM

ivantank

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Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.’

Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.’

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, ‘Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.’

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 19 weeks ago, 9:41 AM

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Good, Ivantank

I'm with the pilot. I'm one of the 56 million.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
5 years 18 weeks ago, 12:10 PM

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