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8 years 26 weeks ago, 1:56 PM


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Aug 2008
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
Illegal Immigrant Sex


Ricardo, an illegal immigrant, picks up a hooker.

'Hey, how much you charge, chica ?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Illegal Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

'I pay you $150 to do Immigrant Style.'

'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

'I pay you $200.'

'No', she says.

So finally Ricardo says, 'OK, I pay $400 to do Immigrant Style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had Every kind of request from weirdos
from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?''.

So she agrees and has sex with him.

They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting

something perverted and disgusting. But that
was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'

Ricardo replies 'You send bill to U.S. Government.'

8 years 26 weeks ago, 2:07 PM



but scarily true!

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