ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SEX
Ricardo, an illegal immigrant, picks up a hooker.
'Hey, how much you charge, chica ?' he asks.
'$100,' she replies.
In broken English he says 'Do you do Illegal Immigrant Style?'
'No' she says.
'I pay you $150 to do Immigrant Style.'
'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
'I pay you $200.'
'No', she says.
So finally Ricardo says, 'OK, I pay $400 to do Immigrant Style.'
She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had Every kind of request from weirdos
So she agrees and has sex with him.
They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting
something perverted and disgusting. But that
Ricardo replies 'You send bill to U.S. Government.'
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