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I'm gonna be a Grandpa!

My youngest is PG at 29. She just bought a Harley. Maybe she'll give it to me. The little monster is due in May, a stubborn Taurus. This is gonna be fun. Paybacks are hell!

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 6:45 PM

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I got one of those Taurus' myself! Congrats to you Schuy!

2 years 37 weeks ago, 6:48 PM

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congrats schuy

very cool,all the best to her.

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 6:50 PM

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yeah shuy

congrats

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:00 PM

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Congrats.........Hope the baby is healthy and practice your grandpa skills

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 10:57 PM

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Congrats.........Hope the baby is healthy and practice your grandpa skills

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:03 PM

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Congrats.....Hope the baby is healthy and practice youe grandpa skills

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:04 PM

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Congratulations! I have 4, and they're (mostly) fun. Sometimes a pain in the ass, but so am I.
I hope your daughter's pregnancy goes well with minimal discomfort, and that everything's fine in every way.
One thing to remember - it will be her kid, not yours. If she wants to raise it differently that you would, just try to chill out and let her do it.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).

2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:05 PM

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the little one. I'm already boxing up some noisy toys. Do you think two months is too young for an Airsoft? My daughter isn't at all gun shy. She likes M-16s, so I won;t be able to piss her off that way.

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:13 PM

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Best thing you can do as a grandpa is get them all hyped up right before they go home and the let them go home all wound for sound! Trust me I have been on the recieving (Stop thinking Ebear just stop LOL ) side of the heinous torture.

2 years 37 weeks ago, 6:06 AM

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Well congratulations Sch, Just be happy you daughter likes guns.

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:12 PM

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Schuyler, can you say

drum set? They can pound away on those before they can walk.....Paybacks are a bitch!

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

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Congrats!!

I have a bunch of them......be sure to spoil them

2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:39 PM

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best son' a bi .....uh ..law' there ever was aye. Hey we do make good dad's. If it is a girl she'll eat like no tomorrow. Just a heads up. But remember you'll always have the last laugh,,,, and if you don't,,, wait for it,,,, and give the tike an espresso and a puppy and then send them home.

congrats on your joy. I still have 15 years to wait on my 1st one.

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:44 PM

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I hope/BETTER get to wait 15 yrs for my first one!!! @ almost 14 and 16, IDK???? Congrats Schuyler!!! My Mom has said ever since I had my girls, that "She wished she had had Grandkids first, Cause they are so much better and more fun than my children were!!!!" I was like WTF??? I love you too Mom!!!! Just enjoy them. Thats the only advice Ive ever heard come out of my Moms mouth 4 a new Grand parent!!!!!

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:48 PM

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Hey ACE

Thanks for the quiz. I PM'd you back and I noticed you passed me up LG 635/6

"We fight not for Glory nor for Honors; but only and alone we fight for Freedom, which no Good Man surrenders but with his life" - Robert the Bruce "Declaration of Arbroath"

2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:51 PM

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Schuy

Congratulations bud!
"the spoiler" strikes!

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 7:57 PM

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congrats!

first one I assume... that should be fun!

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:02 PM

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Schuyler wrote:

My youngest is PG at 29. She just bought a Harley. Maybe she'll give it to me. The little monster is due in May, a stubborn Taurus. This is gonna be fun. Paybacks are hell!

A Gemini I trust? I am a May 29th baby, we could use more Gemini's, we are of an even keel.....lol

2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:06 PM

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Gemini? even keel?

Both my daughters are Gemini, extremely uneven keel!
I'm a Taurus too, in May, even keel, no rudder! LOL

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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Gemini???

My oldest is one, May 31st and was AWESOME during her childhood, but once she hit 14 1/2, OMFG!!!! Holy fuckin terror, and still is now. Gotta mouth on her that wont stop. It hit my youngest earlier than14. more like almost 12. My oldest will kill u with words, My youngest would just a soon punch you, than listen to your shit!!! I guess I should be greatful, I have the best of both worlds, but let me tell you, The DRAMA is gonna put me in an early grave!!!! Thats why I cant stand it on here. I got enough going on @ home, I DONT WANT IT ON HERE TOO!!!!

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:20 PM

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No worries ACE,

I am not big on astrology and I am too tired to look it up, but my daughter (11 on Feb 21st) never shuts up. She will talk your ear off, it's like a Browning machine gun.

2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

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I totally feel ya there. Now add another one to that, thats older and thinks her life has more problems than the other one has. They R 2yrs and 5 mths apart, and ALL of their lives, Iv threatened to just build a boxing ring, gloves and all of that, and just let them beat the hell outta each other, But it'd be like all the other times I've begged them to just go @ each other to get it over with, IT NEVER WORKS!!!! UGGHHH!!!! May be one of these days????

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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word Vaquero, it don't matter when they are born.....LOL!

2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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You never know which one you are getting at any given time. Most Gemini's are really figity with their hands,,, always building guns with them or something. Most thieves are Gemini's. best if you were just an Aries. LOL Hamp!!

Look at me ....I wrote LOL on my own joke. I guess I'll get used to it.

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:26 PM

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Congrats Schuyler

Grand kids are great you get to spoil the hell out of them and when you need time away you get to send them back to their parents. The best of both worlds.

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:34 PM

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NO MORE DRAMA allowed. No more tinkers advertising their shit!

2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:36 PM

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ACE, did you hear that....NO MORE DRAMA!! Melodrama however will be considered as long as it's racey.

2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:40 PM

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THERE IS A GOD!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!! And melodrama is actually ok, it usually has a point to it, not just a bunch of BS getting started, and running over and over and over and over....... LOL!! Thanks SamD!!! And thank you Catfish for pointing it out to me!!! I saw his post, But have been told I jump the gun sometimes, so I figured Id let somebody else take care of it......

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:45 PM

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So ACE, got any racey

So ACE, got any racey melodrama stories to share. You can make things up. It's ok.

2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:50 PM

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Not really, other than the fact that I feel like U've been avoiding me????

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:52 PM

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Oh ACE! NEVER!! How could I avoid you?? Actually Ebear sent me a PM warning me to leave you alone. I think it's ok now though, because I sent him the phone number of a sheep farmer who needs to get rid of some livestock, so he will be occupied for a while now.

2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:54 PM

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U are just sooo damn slick sometimes arent you???? What was ur cool "case" for the day Doc????

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 8:55 PM

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ACE

ACE, I PMS'd you my case story. It's cool to me, but I'm a little twisted that way and it doesn't take much to amuse me. Also I PM'd it because I figured nobody else wanted to hear about disgusting stuff.

2 years 37 weeks ago, 9:54 PM

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