But apparently our Illustrious Embarrassment-in-Chief is talking about trying to get 120 billion in fees from banks to help pay down the deficit. First off, like that'll help a lot. That'll last about three weeks with the pork these fuckheads pay for. Second, even if he can make it stick and make the banks pay it, where the fuck does he think the banks are going to make that money from? You know, I'm a dumb-ass soldier, no college degree, no experience in banking or business, and no 400 dollar haircuts (7 bucks plus tip for a high and tight flattop. My chest hair is literally longer than the hair on my head), and I graduated with a 1.8 GPA from the Missouri public education system, but I think I can answer this question. THEY'LL RAISE FEES PAID BY CUSTOMERS!!!!!! Calm down, Dave. This sucks. I failed to restock my Class 6 supplies, so all I have in the fridge is a couple bottles of New Castle brown ale and a couple bottles of my wife's strawberry acai Smirnoff Ice. Oh well, guess I'm gonna go foo foo tonight. I'll be like Reaper. Fuckin' POS we have in office. Hell, not like the GOP is much better.
"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
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