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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious. An American Marine was
lying on the other side of the road with less serious injuries. Both men
were given first aid by a corpsman, the insurgent first and then the Marine
whom was alert and conscious. The squad leader then asked the injured
Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and
moving north along this highway until I spotted a heavily armed insurgent
coming south. We each took cover in opposite ditches, and I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
Then I shouted Osama Bin Laden
dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He responded with,
"Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle
of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

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