Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq ...
The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before
Katie Couric said,
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken.
Charlie Gibson said,
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music.
He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said,
Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'
He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'
The leader turned and said,
'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.
'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees,
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him,
'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three report that I was the aggressor....?
“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
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