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8 years 25 weeks ago, 3:18 PM


Mark3030's picture

Lieutenant General
Join Date:
Mar 2009

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being
the official language in America .

I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn
into fuel than it is to eat it.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a
gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of
America .

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government
will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill, or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's all right to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not
the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon
threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a
call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit
on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon
of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four
elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some
fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not
criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital
services, education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a
better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican,
doesn't it?

"the thrill of the hunt"
8 years 25 weeks ago, 3:23 PM


ivantank's picture

Join Date:
Feb 2009
lancaster, south carolina, United States
i love sarcasem..

nice mark

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable

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