"Gun shows are like strip clubs.
"Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you want to destroy something."
"A bullet sounds the same in every language."
"... Guns defend people against people with smaller guns."
"Stop moving around and ducking, your a harder target to hit!"
"Is that a machine gun?"
Don't run from a sniper, you'll just die tired.
Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
"Friend, I would not harm thee for the world. But thee are standing where I am about to shoot."
"Y'all call me a paranoid gun-nut now, but we all know who you're going to be running to for help when the zombies show up."
Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man.-Ronald Reagan
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