Forums / Off Topic / Just a few gun related quotes from different places.

"Gun shows are like strip clubs.
you get to see alot, touch a little, but nothing ever comes home with you."

"Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you want to destroy something."

"A bullet sounds the same in every language."

"... Guns defend people against people with smaller guns."

"Stop moving around and ducking, your a harder target to hit!"

"Is that a machine gun?"
No I can just pull the trigger at a rate of 900 rounds per minute

Don't run from a sniper, you'll just die tired.

Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

"Friend, I would not harm thee for the world. But thee are standing where I am about to shoot."

"Y'all call me a paranoid gun-nut now, but we all know who you're going to be running to for help when the zombies show up."

All are from: http://www.thehighroad.org/archive/index.php/t-440399.html