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3 years 35 weeks ago, 7:23 PM

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"Gun shows are like strip clubs.
you get to see alot, touch a little, but nothing ever comes home with you."

"Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you want to destroy something."

"A bullet sounds the same in every language."

"... Guns defend people against people with smaller guns."

"Stop moving around and ducking, your a harder target to hit!"

"Is that a machine gun?"
No I can just pull the trigger at a rate of 900 rounds per minute

Don't run from a sniper, you'll just die tired.

Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

"Friend, I would not harm thee for the world. But thee are standing where I am about to shoot."

"Y'all call me a paranoid gun-nut now, but we all know who you're going to be running to for help when the zombies show up."

All are from: http://www.thehighroad.org/archive/index.php/t-440399.html

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3 years 34 weeks ago, 11:55 AM

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Good one Snake

This had me laughing so hard I think I hacked up a lung

If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
3 years 34 weeks ago, 9:08 PM

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Good job, snake

I like the booger hook one. I'm fascinated by boogers. They're so yummy.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
3 years 34 weeks ago, 9:11 PM

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Runs

Yeah I laughed my ass off at that one myself.

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3 years 34 weeks ago, 8:09 PM

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Always love the gun quotes!

"God grants liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it." Daniel Webster
3 years 34 weeks ago, 8:45 PM

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Quinton

Hey pal did ya get my PM?

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