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6 years 1 week ago, 6:39 PM

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Dad At The Mall

I man took his dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he was 89). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
“What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

”Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

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6 years 1 week ago, 7:00 PM

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That is funny Sam

Would have like to seen the look on the kids face after that comment. LOL

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6 years 1 week ago, 8:08 PM

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samd

this is great very very funny

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6 years 1 week ago, 8:56 PM

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that the kid did not even know whaat a peacock is!!

It is still a fantastically funny perfect squelch.

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6 years 1 week ago, 9:00 PM

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old people rock

my grandpa used to tell me tid-bits of wisdom. . . .like he would say women were a dime a dozen, then toss me a nickle and tell me to go get him six !! HA HA HA HA

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6 years 1 week ago, 11:11 PM

Anonymous

good one!

peacock!haha

6 years 1 week ago, 1:41 AM

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Thats great

You got to love old people,

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6 years 1 week ago, 9:56 AM

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Wyattcl

That is not funny brother...(tried to keep a very straight face)
Anyway... I am so old...I fart dust...wonder what Greasypaws does???

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6 years 1 week ago, 10:31 AM

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Priceless

Priceless

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
6 years 1 week ago, 11:35 AM

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Nowadays when you met a person who makes a fashion statement like that guy, you can pretty well rest assured that his home life is totally messed up.

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