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5 years 31 weeks ago, 10:34 AM

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kick them in the balls

if you could kick one person in the balls who would it be and why

vagina shots are leagal too

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 10:42 AM

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joe arpaio

joe arpaio, because he needs it.

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 11:31 AM

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cash cow

I would kick Osama Bin Laden in the balls, then turn him over for the reward. I am a capitalist.

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 11:38 AM

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bin laden

I don't think I could deliver Bin Laden alive, even for the reward. If I had to... I would definately have some "alone time" with him first, and roll him in there on a stretcher.

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 11:51 AM

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reward

I thought it was dead or alive? but I'm with you, a little fun time.

What do you mean officer, I swear it is how I found him, now wheres my reward, I'm buying the beer tonight!! First stop NY.

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 12:22 PM

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i think you're right

i think it is dead or alive, which makes it even better. I would have to come up with something interesting though, cause I wouldn't want to waste a perfectly good bullet on that rat bastard. plus its too quick.

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 31 weeks ago, 1:17 PM

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f that

i would shoot the cock sucker and then bury him face down so he can never grace the gates of thier heaven

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 1:55 PM

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pig blood

Shower him in pigs blood and they will not be accepted into their "heaven. I do not see why you would not turn him in to collect the reward...seems illogical to me.

clint

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 3:02 PM

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Ball kicking

The first democrat I could find...

5 years 31 weeks ago, 5:48 PM

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WHAT???

I'm a democrat...NO...WAIT...*WHINCE*
I would kick snake, can't tell you why. Just seems like a good idea.

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:18 PM

Anonymous

kick da nuts

i would kick sytasyn syn in the nuts because he's a democrat!

5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:29 PM

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Ouch man! Ouch. Thats not right.

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:34 PM

Anonymous

say

say "i am a republican" or i am kickin em' again!

5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:39 PM

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NEVER

Naw, I will never broken...especially by some idiosyncratic redneck

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:44 PM

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you say

redneck like it's a bad thing! did you mean idiosyncratic in a derogitory manner?

5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:47 PM

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Get your war face on

Idiosyncratic as in eccentric. Redneck as in I don't like you and your redneck ways" GRRRRRRR

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:50 PM

Anonymous

war face

is always on.you called me eccentric.ah how nice

5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:24 PM

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umm

i would kick Bush in the balls hopefully bursting one of them assuming he has 2. but hey that just me

5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:33 PM

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kicked in the nuts

check out this site:http://kickedinthenuts.com/

5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:45 PM

Anonymous

are we so bored?

that we are talking about kicking people in the nuts?

5 years 31 weeks ago, 9:19 PM

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Kicked in the balls

What forum was this started on? I thought this would be on the off forum. since i'm here i would kick all the out sourcing son's of bitches in the nuts cause they gave up a lot of jobs and including mine now i have to work for peanuts. NUTS that is! All politicians should be kicked in the nuts!

5 years 31 weeks ago, 9:21 PM

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Off topic Nut kicking

ooh! i guess this was in off topic forum. Just looked it up.

5 years 31 weeks ago, 2:36 AM

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Keith Olberman

Because he is such a pompous ass!

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 7:39 AM

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it is

quite amazing that i can get a bunch of full grown men talking about nut shots lol

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 9:48 AM

Anonymous

i would say....

My brother in law. because he shot my wife and tried to kill her. if i ever see him hell he will be 6 feet under ground.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 9:50 AM

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Wow

The world you live in Snake....

5 years 28 weeks ago, 9:58 AM

Anonymous

i know ssdd71

Real fucked up. wife being shot when she was 16. Hope your life is better than mine.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 10:28 AM

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Maybe the answer

...Snake...are you on a computer in some sort of institution?

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 10:32 AM

Anonymous

Nope

Sitting on my ass a the house. Why?

5 years 28 weeks ago, 10:34 AM

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Snake

If Haysi, Va is so safe, then what the hell are the odds of both you & your wife both being shot and you killing two banditos. I might question your veracity...
I have not lived in your shoes so I don't know.
When did these things occur?

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 3:24 PM

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i would kick sarah palen in the balls

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 3:54 PM

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Right in the frozen Alaskan Balls...Although I got to say. She has more wet dream hopes then Presidential ones.

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:00 PM

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guess what

i heard her nipples are blue

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:37 PM

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Hillay Clinton

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:56 PM

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Osama

But not only would I kick him in the balls, before turning him in I would charge $1 per person to kick him in the balls, no more than 5 times in a row and then back to the end of the line, soldiers are half price.

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