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4 years 4 days ago, 11:38 AM

HampsterW

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The Koala Ebear

So, this koala ebear was sitting in a gum tree...

smoking a joint...
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when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

'Hey Koala ebear! What are you doing?'
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The koala ebear said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up

and sat next to the koala ebear where

they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said

that his mouth was 'dry' and that

he was going to get a drink from

the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that

he leaned over too far and fell into

the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over

to the little lizard and helped him

to the side. Then he asked the little

lizard, 'What's the matter with

you?'

The little lizard explained to the

crocodile that he had been sitting

with the koala ebear in the tree, smoking

a joint, but got too stoned and fell

into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to

check this out and walked into the

rain forest, found the tree where

the koala ebear was sitting finishing a

joint. The crocodile looked up and

said
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'Hey you!'

So the koala ebear looked down at him and said,
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'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...

How much water did you drink?'

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4 years 4 days ago, 11:42 AM

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ha ha ha

nice

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4 years 4 days ago, 12:27 PM

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excelent.. Hamp you are a prize my friend.. well done..

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4 years 4 days ago, 1:36 PM

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so

this woman comes home and finds her husband fucking a midget in thier bathroom, she screams " you promised you would'nt cheat on me anymore!!!" he replied in a very quiet calm tone " relax, can't you see im cutting down?..........

...check... G-AZ
4 years 19 hours ago, 9:01 PM

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in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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4 years 9 hours ago, 6:36 AM

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Runaway.....Dude...... That wasn't right man. Funny ebear, I'll have to remember that one. And is it just me, or did Hamp call it a koala..... ebear?

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