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2 years 46 weeks ago, 11:32 AM

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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?”

2 years 46 weeks ago, 11:57 AM

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her brains out, come home & accuse me of fooling around.
I did not know how good life could be until I divorced her :<))

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 12:00 PM

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she sure does get around!!

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 46 weeks ago, 4:16 PM

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hell its true its true 2 yrs pure hell make me cry every night could not work great credit went to @#$%^^ no more new truck looking to buy new home thinking of marriage telling me its my fault buy her dozen long stem rose babies breath vase and have her throw them out the window while I drove the little b$%ch home from a male strip club the was right at the school she was so post to be going to to better HER life and always finding the OTHER phone numbers that would fall out of her tiny purse that I was told YOU WENT THREW MY PURSE !!!! { sorry I do not go in those dam things}.............................TY

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 4:56 PM

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Sorry is about the cheapest word there is.. but i really am.. and bet everyone who reads this is to.. We always hear about how hurt the "gal" is.. Men get just as hurt if not more..

Not often we can cry on someones shoulder.. Nope we have to hold it in, and deal with it ourselves..It's a Heartbreak we all know.. proud of you for being able to say that . Your not alone bro

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:42 PM

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sorry guys that you have to experience the CB's out there...

2 years 46 weeks ago, 12:17 PM

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how good life can be until you've experienced the down side :<) Now I have it sacked!
How's your day going ISD ?

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 1:12 PM

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The worst one I ever had was great...

2 years 46 weeks ago, 2:12 PM

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 2:55 PM

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Still doesn't matter, u should have gotten her the old rubber football mouth piece...lol

2 years 46 weeks ago, 3:01 PM

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Now you tell me sam!!

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 3:00 PM

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Today hasn't been all that great, feeling worn out and drug over a lake bed of rocks.

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 46 weeks ago, 3:03 PM

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yep, know how ya feel.
G-daughter basket ball playoff game tonight about 60 miles from here, ugh...

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:44 PM

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You need to get better too!

2 years 46 weeks ago, 7:51 PM

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:43 PM

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I hope tomorrow is a better day for you..

2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:59 PM

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thank you, it's become the norm sad to say...

doctor visit to Life Link in the next two weeks, so should turn around then.

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:04 PM

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I truly hope the dr. gets it all worked out for you. I'm run down from work and thats no fun.

2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:10 PM

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My wife has the same thing. Between the stress of her work and keeping on top of others work so everything goes the way it is supposed to go means she spends allot of time working at home and such.

Don't let it make you sick, not worth it.

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 46 weeks ago, 3:34 PM

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talk about the 3 degree of separation.. So was she married to kevin bacon to..

Daisy, ISD.. really sorry about the lung thing.. Feel sorta bad, came on here and got sympathy while you guys were "tough'n" it out.. teach ya not to be wimps..

So lou ...did ya get the gun.?

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 3:42 PM

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