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5 years 36 weeks ago, 12:58 AM

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Lawyers

Q. What do lawyers use for birth control?

A. Their personalities.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
5 years 36 weeks ago, 8:07 AM

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LOL

5 years 36 weeks ago, 8:16 PM

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Bull crap, ecam

I'll have my law degree by the time I retire and I'll still pull the 'nanny. How? I'll have an Audi S8 some day.

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:20 AM

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what do you call

a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

a damn good start!

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:23 AM

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Dobermans or Rottweilers

5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:59 AM

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My

leopard panties on their face.

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:19 AM

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Grannies or thong?

Gosh I was hoping for Commando! LOL

5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:29 AM

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thats a scary thought.

samD wrote:
Gosh I was hoping for Commando! LOL

Granny painties.

Ron Paul 2012 III
5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:34 AM

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Not grannies..

Very funny samD...

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.”-Albert Einstein
5 years 35 weeks ago, 5:56 PM

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See how this works?

I make a comment about being a lawyer and doll makes one about putting on leopard panties and riding a lawyer's face. I tell ya, I can't keep 'em back. I can always tell when a chick wants me. How do I know? Well, she's a woman, and they all want me. It's just that most of 'em don't know it yet. And never will.

I hate me.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 35 weeks ago, 7:23 PM

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no runaway

they want my brother,at least that's what he says

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