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9 weeks 4 days ago, 11:58 PM

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Q. What do lawyers use for birth control?

A. Their personalities.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.
9 weeks 3 days ago, 7:07 AM

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LOL

لن أستسلم لموتُ لالاس "I will not submit.Death to Islam!" The Socialists told us long ago that since they could not beat us with force, that they would destroy us slowly from within. So far it is working pretty well. MOLON LABE
9 weeks 3 days ago, 7:16 PM

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I'll have my law degree by the time I retire and I'll still pull the 'nanny. How? I'll have an Audi S8 some day.

If you can't win their hearts and minds, then expose their hearts and minds to open oxygen. WHEN IN DOUBT, THIRTY OUT!!
9 weeks 1 day ago, 9:20 AM

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a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

a damn good start!

9 weeks 1 day ago, 9:23 AM

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Dobermans or Rottweilers

لن أستسلم لموتُ لالاس "I will not submit.Death to Islam!" The Socialists told us long ago that since they could not beat us with force, that they would destroy us slowly from within. So far it is working pretty well. MOLON LABE
9 weeks 1 day ago, 9:59 AM

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leopard panties on their face.

9 weeks 1 day ago, 10:19 AM

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Gosh I was hoping for Commando! LOL

لن أستسلم لموتُ لالاس "I will not submit.Death to Islam!" The Socialists told us long ago that since they could not beat us with force, that they would destroy us slowly from within. So far it is working pretty well. MOLON LABE
9 weeks 1 day ago, 10:29 AM

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samD wrote:
Gosh I was hoping for Commando! LOL

Granny painties.

Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. Quotes from Adolf Hilter
9 weeks 1 day ago, 10:34 AM

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Very funny samD...

9 weeks 13 hours ago, 4:56 PM

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I make a comment about being a lawyer and doll makes one about putting on leopard panties and riding a lawyer's face. I tell ya, I can't keep 'em back. I can always tell when a chick wants me. How do I know? Well, she's a woman, and they all want me. It's just that most of 'em don't know it yet. And never will.

I hate me.

If you can't win their hearts and minds, then expose their hearts and minds to open oxygen. WHEN IN DOUBT, THIRTY OUT!!
9 weeks 12 hours ago, 6:23 PM

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they want my brother,at least that's what he says

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