Forums / Off Topic / LEO Traffic Stop (from a good pal)

I love it! Hell, yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about.

not a fuckin thing...

The story said the guy was driving a pick up truck, but then the driver told the officer that he had a trunk.

All the trucks I have ever owned were sans trunk, am I missing something here?

It is a funny story though...

clint

I caught that too but figured I wouldn’t say anything since it was suppose to be a joke. Also, AZ doesn't require CCW's or CCP's and LEO's practically all have NRA stickers on their own cars, so.... let’s start this one over....

The Virginia Highway Patrol Officer pulled over a rusted out early 90's model Chevy Beretta owner for a vehicle check because of a noise ordinance violation, broken tail lights, underinflated spare tires, a pitiful spray paint number on the drivers side door and failure to accelerate at a green light. When the officer approached the vehicle, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his library card, his name tag and a paper bag filled with gold spray paint.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said, "Sir, I see your pupils are very dilated and you seem to be drooling. Do you have any cough syrup or weapons with you?"
The driver replied, "Yes I do. I have a shoulder fired multi caliber rail gun under the back seat and an intergalactic death ray in the skunk, I mean trunk."
The officer looked at the driver and said, "No you don't"
"OK, I have a ma deuce in the center console, PSG-1 in my spiderman underwear, and a SOCOM 45 up my back door the driver replied.
The officer looked at the driver and said, "No you don't"
"Alright" the driver regressed. "I have a SAA .45, a modified Remington 700 and a Remington 870 at home"
The officer looked at the driver and said, "No you don't"
"OK, would you believe I have a JC Higgins .410, a Mosin Nagant and a Para 1911?" the driver asked.
The officer started violently pounding his head on the hood of the rusted Chevy Beretta. He asked if the man was driving to or from a soup kitchen or a meth lab and the man slurred that he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Sir, have a few guns at home, you have gold paint on your face and it looks like you've wet your pants. May I ask what you are afraid of?"
The man locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Fuckin Possum got my old hen!!!"
The officer calmly returned to the station and turned in his badge and sidearm, then resigned before lighting himself on fire and jumping out of the second story window.

OK. I'll pass the baton to 308!

And the rest. Good evening.
GOD Bless America!

I think I might have already read this story somewhere...

clint

nibblers can't swing a hammer for shit either.

Might upset snake. LOL!

I aint apologizing anymore. I have sit back and let you all have your fun with what I did in the past. Now for god sake let it go. What more do you all want from me? I have apologized and have been honest since. Since I have came back and what seemed to be a small sort out to where it was put behind us I have had fun here. And now its coming back again,why cant you all let it go? I dont hold no grudge against anyone. I am not complaining I just am askin you guys to let the past go? Is that to much to ask? Or what else do ya want?

Don't take it personal. It's just razzing. If I got upset for every time I got razzed for saying/doing something stupid, I'd have had an aneurism by now. I hear what you're saying about dropping the past and letting it go, but you have to do it first, my friend. When you can look back at what you've done in your past and laugh off the stupid stuff, then others stop laughing at you and start laughing with you.

Your friend, James

I will hold my tongue the only man I have any beef with will be samD.

in a week or two. Gonna cool off a bit.

take care