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6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:01 AM

samD

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Letter from the Boss

LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....

As the CEO of this organization,
I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President,
and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy,
we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here
and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot
and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars
and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted for change; I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:21 AM

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LETTER FROM THE BOSS.

That is a current step-up on current management techniques.

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
6 years 6 weeks ago, 9:31 AM

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lolol

the funny thing is thats not even my car!!!!!now some poor sap has no car and no job!!!lololol

...check... G-AZ
6 years 6 weeks ago, 2:41 AM

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I didn't think it was true, but there really are liberal ares of Arizona, and Sierra Vista appears to be one of them. Of course, all the retirees here that are waiting for Obama's Universal Healthcare probably adds to it

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
6 years 6 weeks ago, 2:48 AM

Anonymous

this is awesome!

my company should do this,then i never have to worry about unemployment!

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