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4 years 41 weeks ago, 4:25 PM

Vaquero

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Letter from the boss

LETTER FROM THE BOSS:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
4 years 41 weeks ago, 6:15 PM

zx12rmike

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Fair enough!

Fair enough!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 41 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

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Good CEO

Excellent decision process.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 37 weeks ago, 2:14 PM

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ok

i smell b/s....

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 2:26 PM

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ok aimstr8

heres the deal.. that was a joke.. Yeah i know its really really well written and you'd think its real.. but yep... sure enough..its a joke.. Now that were all smiling at ya.. welcome to gunslot..

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 2:36 PM

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there used to be a ton of lights on that road i bet its worst now, been awhile since i was through waldorf

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable

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