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6 years 16 weeks ago, 5:01 PM

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Another Blonde from West Virginia

An attractive blonde from Wheeling arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Not all West Virginians are stupid; not all blondes are dumb… but all men are men.

6 years 16 weeks ago, 8:00 AM

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This is a good one SmaD!!!

You don't get to choose how you are going to die or when. You can only decide how you're going to live.
6 years 16 weeks ago, 4:40 PM

Anonymous

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

THATS SO TRUE.LOL

6 years 16 weeks ago, 5:18 PM

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i think it would be worse if he did look at what she rolled

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.

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