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4 years 29 weeks ago, 10:28 AM

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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway, with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed. Both of her hands behind her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, but that she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband immediately called the Paramedics who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from behind her head.

When the Paramedics finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough plastered to the back of her head. A Pillsbury Dinner Rolls canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise – apparently one that sounded like a gunshot - and the wad of dough had hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter. But that could certainly all be a coincidence.

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4 years 29 weeks ago, 1:23 PM

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