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6 years 11 weeks ago, 10:00 AM

samD

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I never thought I would enjoy watching the news about an airplane
crash, but the good Lord works in mysterious ways, and with a sense of
humor!

First: No one died!

Second: The passengers standing on the wing appeared to be walking
on water!

Third: It removed Obama from the headlines for 24 hours!

Fourth: No one in the government could take credit for the miracle!

And,

Fifth: It wasn't George Bush's fault!

6 years 11 weeks ago, 12:05 PM

zx12rmike

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You just used up all the good graces for the year samD, just kiddin, lol

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
6 years 11 weeks ago, 12:45 PM

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Amen to that samd

Amen to that samd

We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. Gen. George S. Patton

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