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4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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Oh Toosk, how does Sam love thee? Let us count the ways.
His love for thee is purer than Hoppes Number 9
His love for thee is truly divine
Your comment of a spatula, made Sam cross
And then you suggested that it was your salad that Sam wanted to toss
Upon your suggestion of gayness did Sam get quite mad
But ebear said “hey guys, its cool being gay isn’t all that bad!”
So now we all sit here and wonder and ponder
Will Toosk stick around for very much longer
Will Sam kick Toosk off of our wonderful site
Will we get to see more of this rooster fight
Watching them argue can be quite fun
As long as nobody brings along their gun
Truth be told they love one another
Just like Ebear twice loved Runaway’s mother

4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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Ebear, here you go!

Ebear, here you go!

4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:35 PM

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classic!

you are one hell of a poet Doc!

4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:41 PM

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cat, you use your tongue purdier than a twenty dollar whore

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:42 PM

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Ebear, funny, that's what your sister once told me!

4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:43 PM

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Where??? And hurry!

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:45 PM

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well yeah

but they're male......same thing right?

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:45 PM

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yeah catfish

after you she went lesbo!!!lololol

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:46 PM

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Yeah she was pretty upset when I gave her an "angry pirate"

4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:48 PM

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ouch

she like it when i give her a Dutch Oven

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:50 PM

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Ebear, You got me on that one, I'll have to google it.

4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:52 PM

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GO AHEAD

LOL

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:47 PM

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hi toosk

whats new?

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 7:58 AM

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My dad used to love

when ebear gave him/her/it the Cleveland Steamer, Angry Dragon, Stawberry Pancake, Cajun Hotstick, and Texas Snowplow. But then ebear gave up dipping, so my mom left him for another goat.

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4 years 39 weeks ago, 8:25 AM

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GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

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