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Oh Toosk, how does Sam love thee? Let us count the ways.
His love for thee is purer than Hoppes Number 9
His love for thee is truly divine
Your comment of a spatula, made Sam cross
And then you suggested that it was your salad that Sam wanted to toss
Upon your suggestion of gayness did Sam get quite mad
But ebear said “hey guys, its cool being gay isn’t all that bad!”
So now we all sit here and wonder and ponder
Will Toosk stick around for very much longer
Will Sam kick Toosk off of our wonderful site
Will we get to see more of this rooster fight
Watching them argue can be quite fun
As long as nobody brings along their gun
Truth be told they love one another
Just like Ebear twice loved Runaway’s mother