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4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:02 PM

luckybychoice

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Mark your Calender

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol! , a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:06 PM

Shakleford

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And It Didn't Work....Dammit!!

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:07 PM

zx12rmike

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Shit I need to go get a damn lawn chair with cupholders!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:13 PM

greg az

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Only four women in the neighborhood, wife, one gal about 80 weight about the same, and the other two are in thier 70's and both sorta "NEED" a 3/4 ton truck if you know what i mean.
Think I might have to trust the area is an official Muslim free zone, and go to town, there are patriots that need my help. Plus they would have better beer, nothing but milwalkees best light around here.

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:29 PM

zx12rmike

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too bad greg, guess you'll have to find a target rich environment somewhere else,lol

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:37 PM

greg az

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Women, not Muslims.. Betting you got more of those than AZ, but KNOW you got more Women.. If the holiday ever went thru id have to drive west.. What honey..no just talking about guns and stuff...ah sure babe hold on, no honestly all about guns.. I would tal

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:41 PM

zx12rmike

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We have more women here than you have ugly people in AZ greg. And they are all looking for money and fame, ok just the money! They won't even bother with you unless the see you have a German car or better! Good thing I found my woman years ago, and yes she has the money!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:48 PM

luckybychoice

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Milwaukees Best

or "Headache in a can" as we call it around here,might have to arrange an airdrop for ya! The nice thing about a big woman though,you have shade in the summer,heat in the winter!

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 33 weeks ago, 7:22 PM

runawaygun762

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Just discovered it day before yesterday. I was looking for Natural Ice, but store here on post didn't have any. I'll never do light beer again. What's the fuckin' point?

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