A new alert was just issued by the Center for Disease Control. This is especially critical for those of you who may be engaging in promiscuous socio/political activity [NOT THAT I AM ACCUSING ANYONE].
A new strain of STD has been isolated. The name/label is Gonorrhea Lectim, pronounced "Gonna re-elect him", and it began to become ever stronger, after the election of our present president. It was said to have spread virulently, when the Demo-Libs accelerated the incidence of putting their collective craniums up their collective anuses. It has spread throughout the USA among those who have and are raping the many federal entitlement programs, and are now almost hopelessly addicted.
But fear not. The researchers have just finished the trial studies on a new medicine called, Votemout. They have not yet settled on the most efficatious dosage, but it appears that the medicine will be provided free of charge between now and the November 2012 election. This should appeal greatly to those most afflicted with the dread disease.
Conservatives everywhere will be publicizing the critical necessity for those afflicted to obtain and take the medicine before this disease becomes endemic, and wipes out all life as we now know it.
Let's get the word out!!!
Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
4 years 33 weeks ago, 11:57 AM