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4 years 38 weeks ago, 5:51 PM

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Medical Definitions

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 38 weeks ago, 7:12 PM

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lol photobear

very nice

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 38 weeks ago, 2:05 AM

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i'm adding this one

to my joke list,very funny,pretty much sums up my relationship with the ex

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN

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